Oooo
I've been regular-ing OT for a while, but I've never been in a HSH thread before.

*wonders at newness*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:48, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's not new
it's just been... retired for a while.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Its new for me
:)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Then you need
moar cake.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Yay
Cake!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Out of favour
I would have said
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

that's a better phrase
some might have said cunted in the fuck
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Greetings Applebite and welcome to HSH
Unlike the other threads, HSH is just a continuous stream of conciousness with none of those imposed barriers such as topic. If the other threads are a city-grid, HSH is an ocean.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:56, Reply)

Hm, I like the sound of that.
*prepares to dive in*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

*inflates lilo*

( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

CANNONBALL

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Argh! You big splasher!
*splashes back*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

*clings to lilo for dear life*
Mean! I fail at swimming!
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Quick take my emergency digeridoo with my apologies

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

*takes and makes terrible noises with it*
*attracts a whale*
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

And then we rode the whale home for tea and battenburg
But then some Japanese came and shot the whale :-[
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Oh noes!
*likes the image of riding home for tea on a whale*
*was expecting a line about someone's mum in repsonse to the whale*
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I shoudl comemerate the event in picture form

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Yes :)
This would be all the awesome.
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

will do
ill gaz you when im done
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Yay :)
*anticipates*
( Maladicta, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Hope you're good at swimming
The water's pretty deep and filled with lots of foam toys and Didgeridoos.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I know too much about foam

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

such as?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

foam
is a colloidal suspension of dispersed gas in a fluid or solid medium
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Oh
that's me told then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Hello :)
RBS = bunch of idiots. They've given me an account that I can do nothing with. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I think so
I had all those badges sown on my swimming costume when I was little
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Spakka
Why the fuck would it have didgeridoos?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

You'd use them as oars
once you found a suitable piece of foam to sail on.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

.....

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

er, what?
and wouldn't didgeridoos sink?

you know, on account of them having holes at both ends?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Erm
You'd sail on the foam and use the didgeridoos to propel yourself, and provide a musical interlude should you get bored.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

^^This
Unless this is some deranged Tex Avery Loony Tune vision of an ocean.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

This
describes HSH threads perfectly.

* runs off edge of cliff *

* Plays piano on my teeth *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I like the vision of the ocean being ink
and the rest of the world being apple pie

like in that poem what I can't remember
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Don't
you'll be a pandering, jiggling sycophant before you can say "excessive fluff."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

* Blows excessive fluff towards himjim *
* and splashes too just for good measure *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

See himjim, you really do belong here in HSH threads
no matter how much you claimed to hate them
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

* sneaks up behind beckx *
* Spalshes *

* and throws some fluff for good measure *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:17, Reply)

What exactly
does spalshing involve?

*worries*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

It's just like splashing
but you throw the fluff afterwards instead of before.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)