Apparently
Watching tennis isn't classed as "work"

What ridiculous office based shit have you been told today? Actually fuck that lets just bitch and moan about stuff - that's normally more exciting to read.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bitch moan bitch moan
was going to be spending tomorrow with shippy at NHM / SciMus but now have to work :(
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Not going into work for
another hour and a half, so haven't been bitched at yet.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Are you bloody well coming out with us tomorrow?
Or do I need to bitch and whine about that?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Well
the oppotunity to fondle you is quite tempting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

And me
don't forget about me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

IF ONLY WE WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE!

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

*sulks*


*gets bored sulking*


LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

What?
I gaz you, you ignore me and now you want attention?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I didn't ignore you
I thought it was a rhetorical question. I was also rather tickled by you referring to our next date.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

That's OK then.
*thinks about burgers*
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

*thinks about benders*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

*thinks about borders*

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*imagines he were £50 man on a friday afternoon*

*imagines what he would buy*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Fifty-pound man?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Borders had a whole class of shoppers called fifty quid man
Fifty quid being the amount of money they felt they could get away with spending without being nagged too much by the wife. It would cover two or three CDs and a book or two.

It was blokes going there on a friday afternoon after having been to the pub at lunchtime.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

That makes more sense
than you getting really frail.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

NO
SHANT
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

And there
is the opportunity of borking and making me go a lovely shade of purple as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I try and forget about you
Al, that is.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I wish I could forget you
but your norkage is just too memorable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

It's all about the
norks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

It is
But only in Al's mind.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

:)
Glad to hear that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking cunt whippersnapper family drivers
acting like they own the fucking place bitching about my implementation of the rules the same way I implement them for everyone coming back from a job with his radio open for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES with the most horrible Pakistani pop music playing full fucking blast keeping my radio channel locked ON A FUCKING FRIDAY AFTERNOON when it's busy and the phones are going like fuck and WHERE'S MY FUCKING HAMMER
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I've got one here
If you want to borrow it?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Hey dok!
How're you?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'm not bad
Not bad at all. How's life treating you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Good.
It'd be better if caving people's heads in with hammers wasn't against the law. In this instance only, of course.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I know that
There are a few people in my office that I want to do that to myself.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)