Well
the oppotunity to fondle you is quite tempting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And me
don't forget about me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

IF ONLY WE WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE!

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

*sulks*


*gets bored sulking*


LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

What?
I gaz you, you ignore me and now you want attention?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I didn't ignore you
I thought it was a rhetorical question. I was also rather tickled by you referring to our next date.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

That's OK then.
*thinks about burgers*
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

*thinks about benders*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

*thinks about borders*

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*imagines he were £50 man on a friday afternoon*

*imagines what he would buy*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Fifty-pound man?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Borders had a whole class of shoppers called fifty quid man
Fifty quid being the amount of money they felt they could get away with spending without being nagged too much by the wife. It would cover two or three CDs and a book or two.

It was blokes going there on a friday afternoon after having been to the pub at lunchtime.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

That makes more sense
than you getting really frail.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

NO
SHANT
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

And there
is the opportunity of borking and making me go a lovely shade of purple as well.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I try and forget about you
Al, that is.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I wish I could forget you
but your norkage is just too memorable.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

It's all about the
norks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

It is
But only in Al's mind.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

:)
Glad to hear that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)