I'm smitten
And it's doing my head in :(

I need moar cider.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, 74 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh dear god.
And so it begins again.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Shit.
It's not Kaol is it?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

You're just a randy ho.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

You want locking up, you do.

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Is a moar like a pear?

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Is it time for me to go out and get drunk yet?

( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:51, Reply)

^moar
sure you haven't started already?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

V said he needs 'moar' cider.
What is that?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:54, Reply)

More you mong
The more it seems like she's interested the worse it's getting :(
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

What? I'm the mong?
You're the one who spelt it wrongly, you clunge.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

If there were a mong army
You'd be the Field Marshall!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

You'd be a private.
Ha, private. Like privates. Like penis. Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha.



I'm going out now.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Have fun
Field Marshall Mong!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:14, Reply)

I wish you'd gazzed me
Instead of texting. I kept getting excited because I thought it might be from her :(

Yes I know I'm pathetic
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

You are a truly tragic little cat face.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

No it's not Kaol
And what do you mean it begins again? It never really ended!

I was interested in this girl before I got with my ex (at the time I decided there was more long term potential with my ex and that I liked her more. How wrong was I...).
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Oh that one. I thought it was a new one.
Can't you do something about it?
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:59, Reply)

I have
She's coming round next Saturday for House and staying the night. Might go for drinks Saturday night or lunch Sunday. Not really sure.

ARGH!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

No ARGH about it.
This will be good :)
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

I'm sure it will
The text she sent me from the IOW was encouraging too but still I'm shitting bricks.

I can't believe I didn't remember that this is how it should feel *sigh* So much wasted time.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Awwwww

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Don't encourage him.
It's not good for him. Next, he'll douse himself in Dr Pepper and attempt to shave himself to death with a broken beard trimmer.
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

You're breaking me!
Stop it you're breaking me!
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Sorry.
*mends*
( thealternativefact, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

Ooooo
That feels niiiiiiice.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Gah, being smitten is cack
Total cack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Bollocks it's good
just doesn't last
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

It's not good or bad
It's both amazing and awful at the same time. When the person you feel like this about feels the same (and it works out) - that's the good bit.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Meh I like it,
gives you something to think about.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

It's good when there's potential
But one way or another that becomes sheer anxiety, which in turn leads to despair. And now I'm off to paint my socks black and listen to depressing wallpaper in my Patsy Cline
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Awwww bless

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

This ^^

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

May I be the first to say
MTFU.

But what I really mean is "damn, man, biatch ain't worth it, homes".
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

Ha!
I'm trying to man the fuck up by drinking cider. Results could be...interesting.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Thank God I don't know where you live
Or there would be bumming tonight!

EDIT: And I can't guarantee that it wouldn't be a surprise.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

SURPRISE!

It's officially not rape now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Surprise bumming
The best kind!

:edit: Check your gazzes :p
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
You whore!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:31, Reply)

Oh go on
share the love?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

From: Captain V
"I'll meet you at Hellhole One or Crack Alley station."

Somebody wants a BUMMING!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Nice cover
Changing the station names.

*shifty eyes*
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Ha
I didn't actually care, was just being silly.
( Captain V, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

That's a long way to go for a bumming
I'm sure you could get something better round your place.

I bet the mrs would oblige if you asked her, she seems very nice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

video's, puts on youtube
becomes porn millionaire
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Aww, *blushes*, I know, I know.....
You sweet heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)