You'll be well impressed tomorrow
My beard has been growing for nearly six months now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You have a vag?
I KNEW IT!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

vEg I said I have vEg
I'm growing onions.

God, everythings about sex with you. I feel sorry for Tourettes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

onions
I'm growing virtual plants. Strawberry's and tomatoes
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Why not grow real ones?
They grow really well in pots or window boxes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

no where
to grow them... we have a garden, but the dog would dig them up, then piss on em. Git. thats pots or in the ground. I dispair. I'd like to do some kind of extreme dog wispering shit on it, but its not my dog, so i'm stuck with it.

It also eats all my pants. dirty for preferance, but it'll take anything
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Fetch me Cesar Milan!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)