* is hypnotised by the swinging sausage on a string *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's not, er ahem, er...
the sausage i was referring to...but...at a push...if it will placate the inner ninja...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:12, Reply)

you are a filthy man.
more of this please.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

vc wants more of my swinging sausage!
result!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

not your sausage you git.
your humour.
tsk.
Some men! it's not all about your "swinging sausages" you know!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

if TD were here he'd put you straight!
it's a well known "fact"* that my swinging sausage is actually at the center of the universe.







*this statement may, or may not contain elements of truth, facts or lies and fiction.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I'm sensing
porkies! (fnaaaar)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

good one!
LOL
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Gah!
You must have hypnotised me with the other sausage first.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)