I just rediscovered how truly awful my balance is.
I just fell over on my bum, while trying to put on my knickers.
I blame my cat for frightening me by attacking my toe out of nowhere.

okay where do I swap my balance skills please?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:37, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A whale weigh station,
no wait, that's not right.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

balance
you have to practice standing on one foot with your eyes closed!!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)

I can't even stand on two feet with my eyes closed,
without swaying back and forth like I'm smashed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:51, Reply)

really
maybe you've got some kind of inner ear problem!

I've got shit balance too, but i suspect its cos i'm a drunkard. But years of twisted ankles, and i was working at a Doctors and one of em was a musculoskeletal specialist, and he said thats what to do. Also, the alphabet with your foot every day!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

what?
why would I alphabet with my feet?
/confused

gaz me I'm off to school in a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I'm seeing a musculoskeletal specialist tomorrow morning
But I can stand up anyway because I'm not a mong.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Your middle ear is fucked.
go see a doctor.

/online diagnosis by unqualified vet nurse
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

best kind of qualifications there are becky.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Nice use of grammar there VC
They're bound to love that on your visa application ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

I too
fall over if I shut my eyes. Even all the yoga and martial arts, although they help, haven't stopped it. So I'm going with the inner ear thing too. But what does one do about it?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

Take drugs.
They thicken the gunk in the inner ear and stop it swishing about as much (technical explanation).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:58, Reply)