No. I will convert him.
Or at least I'll have coffee every morning so the house smells of coffee. And he'll be all tempted and going "oooooo smells lovely, can I have some?" and I'll be all "but you don't even like coffee!".

But then I'll have and let him have some. Coffee I mean.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 8:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I see your coffee
and raise you bacon
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:00, Reply)

No dear.
That is a battle you will never win.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:05, Reply)

The mighty bacon sandwich
The downfall of so many people everywhere.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

not mine,
I can't stand bacon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

The bacon (or even better bacon-and-egg) banjo
is a British tradition!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

The bacon sarnie
converted me back from vegetarianism. All hail the bacon sarnie!
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)