Hardly surprised
If the Honda Accord is the official online angrymobile, and a pink Micra convertible is the Flouncemobile, then we need some sort of official pandatron car, something used by sleazy middle aged men to entice impressionable teenage girls.

Any suggestions

I really have too much time to think this morning.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:57, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Something like a Z3

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Or a Porsche Boxster?
Hmmm....

What was that sporty Honda thingy?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)

a
Civic Type-R??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

My mate has one of those,
he's never dated anyone older than him
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Haha
There we go then - we have a winner! :)

It must be the OZ alloys and the Recaro seats, you knows the ladeez love the Recaro seats!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

A Civic Type R
cannot be bought by anyone over the age of 30. Trufax
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Hehe
I've seen lots of Estate Agents in Civics. *shudders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

In inuit
The words for "Estate Agent" and "noxious anal leakage" are the same.

Trufax.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)

No, the convertible roadster type thing
It looks like the type of car bought during a mid-life crisis.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Oooooh
the Honda S2000!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Yes!
Tell me it isn't the ultimate pandamobile?

Free medallion with every purchase.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Hahahaha
This is very true. Its very appealing to women that don't know anything about cars as its small and sort of cute looking.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Honestly?
I wouldn't be enticed by that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Yes
But you sound nice!! :)

I'm referring to girls that can't even think for themselves and get distracted by shiny things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Baubles
on four wheels.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

that
would do it! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Ah, I see.
Thanks! :D

I'd jump straight on the back of one of these though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Am I
supposed to see a pig with a paintbrush??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Ah
Got it - A Ducati ST2!! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Argh!
Nope. A Ducati ST 2.

I have no idea how you got that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Hehe
Don't worry I saw it in the link! I agree!! My dad has a Ducati 900 SS IE and I bloody love it!! :)

If someone pulled up on a Benelli Tornado and offered me a ride, I would be gone! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Now that is a sexy bike.
None of this Japanese nonsense.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh God no.
My friend Terri is very into her Japanese bikes and goes on track days quite a bit but I've personally never seen the appeal - give me an Italian superbike any day, preferably ridden by James Toseland! *drools*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'd love to be able to say "but it'll break down a lot"
but I own an Alfa Romeo

:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Awww, so I take it you have AA cover?? *sniggers*

I would totally have an Alfa too if I could afford it. :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Oh, Italian all the way.
My dad drag races, so I grew up around Ducatis.

Though I have to say I'm more of a Fogarty person. :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Aww
Me too, I miss Carl! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Subaru
Impreza - the car for the mid-life crisis!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I vote this
So long as it has the gold rims and exhaust.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

But
of course! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)

Fiat Panda?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Great name
pants executions. Needs moar chest wig
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

With custom spoiler, of course
The IT tech drives one, I think.
I know it's definitely polka-dotted.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Surely it's a soundproofed transit
with no windows.

Or is that just mine?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)

*fears*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

*gibbers*
Shall we throw shoes at him?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Hmmm...
Yes.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Hooray! Shoes!
*adds shoes to collection*

*starts to creep himself out*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

MX5
They think it says "I'm so cool I have a sports car" and it actually says "I'm a camp hairdresser who lives in a new housing development with a badly-seeded lawn"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Hehehe
This is very true! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 16 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)