Oh god.
Personality is more important, because you'd ahve to be a saint or a nutter to put up with me! But I generally go for tall, dark-haired, skinny, pretty guys. My Ex was half-Asianofsomepersuasion, absolutely beautiful in a girly way, with dark hair, dark eyes, kind of pale, kind of tanned skin... Ok you don't need to know that.

As far as personality goes, sense of humour (preferably dark), similar taste in music. But finding me attractive would be pretty good, and if they happen to be attractive and a great person, woo! That's not happened though. Most guys I've been with have been with me out of necessity.

I was going to start a thread asking for advice, but just tell me to MTFU here and I won't threadwaste ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Start a thread
I need a laugh
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

horrid boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

What? I was being nice,
I didn't even mock him for his laughable description of his ex.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I think she's a girl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

oh, I should be nice then

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah', Chomp is, I'm sure of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Correct
and I know, my descriptions are shit at the moment
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Chompy wont be a little bitch though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Thanks for being nice
I'm still terrified of you (and most of the people on here!)

I dunno. I asked your magic 8 ball in the thread a while back and it said ask again later. So I might as well do :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Stop acting so scared,
I won't be able to mock your problems now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Don't be scared of Becky.
Just tickle her belly and she'll love you forever.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Why are you terrified of me
I'm a lickle fwuffy kittum
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It's starting to feel like we're all gathering round her asking her to tell us a story.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Well this much build up, if there's no astonishing story I'll feel cheated

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

It'll be THE best story EVER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

There's no astonishing story.
Just drama, blowjobs, and bald people.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

You sucked off JMG at a theater?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

On a trampoline.
This is not making it any clearer, is it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

No, you're just starting to sound like a mental

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Yes.
I've had Edmund messaging me for "advice".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

You should probably ask the vacuum cleaner.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Stay away from Edmund.
He is not all he preports to be.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Becky wont be a little bitch though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Fuck you, I've been pleasant to her

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

it's early days

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Oh honey, don't we all.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Jeez!
At least try and check what sex they are before you mock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I mock you don't I?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Yes but I'm an old lady with a thick skin.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I can tell by the purple links instead of blue.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

ha ha, I bet this is true.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)