Do you have a certain type that you go for?
Tall, short, elegantly rounded, slim, blonde, brunette etc...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:05, 80 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Erm...
No, not really.

Attractiveness to me is not based on looks alone but a whole other range of qualities. Humour, attitude, values, all of which make up the attractiveness. looks are a bonus.

That said, I got a good deal. It was her eyes that got me at first.

Equal result, she went from a B cup to a D cup over the weekend :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

the drunkest person over 18

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I love you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Hmmm
My preferences are taller than me (not hard), kinda skinny, brunette, and geeky but not too dorky. Though it's rare that I actually go for someone who fits most of that criteria.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

I find....
That if they are daft enough to like me back, I should quit while I'm ahead...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

^
This
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 4:05, Reply)

This was asked on talk earlier,
and no I don't have a type.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

I didn't see that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

it started off with flapjack talking about his ideas on society,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

I don't post so much on there anymore
since here became less fluffy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Same,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

As terribly twee as it sounds
I go for personality and a killer smile more than anything else
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Not any more but when younger....
Tall, bald or skinhead geeky types carrying a few extra pounds. Blondes do nothing for me and neither does a six-pack.

This goes for women also.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Looks wise, nope, not at all.
Whenever I think there is a cirtain look I like, and that's what I go for, I meet someone who's the oppersite with a smashing personailty that makes me change my mind.

I really like ambition, and a 'get up and go' in someone. I tend to feed off that and do amazing things. I also quite like people who I can help, it's the whole damseal-in-distress thing.

The thing that really turns me off is people who are rude, unapprechative or look down on groups of people.

I'm quite a needy cunt, who quite likes validation, so anyone who does that is great in my books.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

The thing that really turns me off is people who are rude, unapprechative or look down on groups of people.
It's a wonder you lasted on /talk as long as you did.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)

I'm all of those things
why don't you hate me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Well if you are, you've hid it well.
I generalize of course, before anyone starts to whinge at me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I thought I'd adequately shown this on here in spades
will have to try harder, clearly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

I thought you were just a bit bolshy.
Nothing wrong with that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

'cus yous iz well buff tings, yagetme gal? I swarez, you ain't no butters.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

You cunt, I don't appreciate your accent
and I hate you and all the other jews.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Why on earth would someone hate my accent?
That is my cultureal heratage, as a norf lohndonah, and I won't belittle what all my fellow norf hohndonahs went through during the Arsenal-Spurs Away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm just trying to turn you off,
you horny little bastard.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

Remember what I said about the girls from hendon?
I still shudder when I recall their accent.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Where is hendon
And how bad is it?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Norf Lahndon
These were very skanky girls admittedly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

*scares*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Hah, I won't get you started on _those_ people who live in the East Wing of Princeses Park Mannor.
I'm supprised they even let them into the jacuzzi.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Oh god.
Personality is more important, because you'd ahve to be a saint or a nutter to put up with me! But I generally go for tall, dark-haired, skinny, pretty guys. My Ex was half-Asianofsomepersuasion, absolutely beautiful in a girly way, with dark hair, dark eyes, kind of pale, kind of tanned skin... Ok you don't need to know that.

As far as personality goes, sense of humour (preferably dark), similar taste in music. But finding me attractive would be pretty good, and if they happen to be attractive and a great person, woo! That's not happened though. Most guys I've been with have been with me out of necessity.

I was going to start a thread asking for advice, but just tell me to MTFU here and I won't threadwaste ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Start a thread
I need a laugh
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

horrid boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

What? I was being nice,
I didn't even mock him for his laughable description of his ex.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I think she's a girl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

oh, I should be nice then

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah', Chomp is, I'm sure of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Correct
and I know, my descriptions are shit at the moment
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Chompy wont be a little bitch though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Thanks for being nice
I'm still terrified of you (and most of the people on here!)

I dunno. I asked your magic 8 ball in the thread a while back and it said ask again later. So I might as well do :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Stop acting so scared,
I won't be able to mock your problems now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Don't be scared of Becky.
Just tickle her belly and she'll love you forever.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Why are you terrified of me
I'm a lickle fwuffy kittum
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It's starting to feel like we're all gathering round her asking her to tell us a story.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Well this much build up, if there's no astonishing story I'll feel cheated

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

It'll be THE best story EVER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

There's no astonishing story.
Just drama, blowjobs, and bald people.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)

You sucked off JMG at a theater?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)

On a trampoline.
This is not making it any clearer, is it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)

No, you're just starting to sound like a mental

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Yes.
I've had Edmund messaging me for "advice".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

You should probably ask the vacuum cleaner.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Stay away from Edmund.
He is not all he preports to be.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

^ this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

Go on then
post your advice thread. I cant promise Becky wont be a little bitch though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

Fuck you, I've been pleasant to her

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

it's early days

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Oh honey, don't we all.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Jeez!
At least try and check what sex they are before you mock.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I mock you don't I?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

Yes but I'm an old lady with a thick skin.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I can tell by the purple links instead of blue.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

ha ha, I bet this is true.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I say I have a 'type'
But I suppose it's quite broad. I've never gone out with a blond, so I guess the dark-haired requirement stands firm.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

"Quite broad"
Pun intended?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

ahahaha, oh gosh.
Any notion I had of having a "type" went out the window a while back.

that said, kindness and a wicked sense of humour always get me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

I agree
But booze and music help!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

there was no booze involved at all with my squeeze,
I'm well past those days of needing alcohol to like someone. The music part is excellent though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Taller than me is not hard.
However, well-read, tall, slim, dark, a touch gothic, good sense of humour, decent taste in music and willing to indulge some of my more, shall we say, 'interesting' pastimes (not to mention downright filthy) will tick all my boxes.

EDIT: Also, must like fluffeh kittehs.
( Maladicta, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Geeks
But be warned, they're not sweet and grateful like you'd expect. Behind those glasses may lie a cad, just like the next scally...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

^This.
They might have smarter brains but they still lie in their pants.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Haha
Growing up I thought they'd all be like Adrian Mole. All sweet and grateful. They're not. They're still gaw-jus though...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Generally
Slim brunette with long hair.

However, I only ever get with blondes.

And I must say I've had quite a lot of fun.

Anyway, types are for sillies. Good sense of humour, dirty in bed and altruistic is all you really need/want.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

facial scarring does it for me

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:39, Reply)

skirt, pulse.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 23:53, Reply)

Tall, blonde, massive tits
My ex was 6'1 and a G cup. Worst thing I ever did was stop putting up with her constant lies and cheating!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 3:23, Reply)