Try
"It'd look a bit suspicious if we suddenly got married just before my visa expired. We should cunningly disguise it by going out to dinner now."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:51, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You, my friend...
...are a genius. I'm trying it. Just you try and stop me.
(Zutroy started without you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:52, Reply)

:)
Strike while the iron is hot, but leaves an out if it's not.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:00, Reply)

aha I think I like this a bit too much Light,
I agree. Genius.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 7:54, Reply)

This wins.
Jeez, you could get me into bed with that line!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:06, Reply)

Or
"It'd look a bit suspicious if we suddenly got married just before my visa expired. We should cunningly disguise it by going out to dinner nowhaving wild, passionate, feral sex on the photocopier immediately."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04, Reply)