Fucking fucksocks
Didn't get an interview for the job I really really wanted. So that sucks ass.

Anything to cheer me up welcome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, 53 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You
are a strong, powerful and funny individual, loved by the b3tan world.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I read that
in one of those annoying self help tape voices.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Sorry
I know my voice with its Scots burr can be a bit annoying

:)
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I read it in a womans voice

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Meh
I know that my voice is a wee bit high-pitched but it's no' that bad, surely?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

No
but I was reminded of the episode of Friends where Chandler gets the stop smoking tape so now you sound like the woman off that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

..... you shall make gonzy a sandwich... gonzy likes sandwiches.... it makes you happy to make gonz happy... sandwiches makes gonz happy....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

God loves a tryer, Gonzy!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

Ohh, that's what happened in that eppisode of Friends, Joey records over Chandler's tape.
Only the hippest coolest cats know most eppisodes of friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

They do, do they?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

haha
Gonzy is happy all the time anyway though :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Then just think how happy I would be if I had a sandwich !
Oh man, I could really go for one right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Don't talk about food!!!
damn you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

http://TGB.FindMeASugarDaddy.com
=P

I'm pretty sure that your housemate doesn't want that Lobster Bisque s/he spent 5 hours making last night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

hahaha
I'd quite like to hold sugar daddy interviews
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

*checks bank account*
*is even sadder*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I'll let you beat me at Mario Kart,
For once?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Ooh
Can I beat you at Mario Kart please? I don't have any friends online that I haven't met in the real world.

Anyone who strikes that last bit through will get fisted with a pastry brush.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

Eh?
I meant I'd go to her house again.

Unless that's what you're saying?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

No I'm not inviting you to my house
I assumed you meant through the magic of the internet and I was going to ask for your friend code. Fool.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I have codes
That I was supposed to send to V....

When I dig it out I'll gaz it over to you too :)

Kaol has to come to my house because he's too lame to have his own ccopy of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Wow that IS lame!
Thank you very much, now I can feel popular. I hope none of you are the kind of dicks who practice Rainbow Road repeatedly just so you can pwn people at it. That makes me bitter!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I haven't practised any of it for ages
Will probably have a bit of a play this weekend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)

I haven't played it for ages
so I'm probably going to be destroyed. Especially on Rainbow Road. I like Moo Moo Meadows, it's painfully cute.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I like mushroom gorge
until someone pushes me off the mushrooms. Then I cry
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

I purposefully leave
bananas on there so that people will fall and I can go "mwa ha ha!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

I love the bananas!
Well... I don't know what it is, but something about the little smiley faces on them make me grin.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

oh my god
*looks at banana message you sent*
hahahahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Friend code?
I don't even own a Wii!

Are you sure you don't wanna invite me to your house?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Ok you can come over
but if I remember rightly you live very far away so it'll be a bit of a trek and I hear you're lazy. And a kaoltard. So you might get lost and/or forget where you were supposed to be heading.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not that lazy.
Or put off by long journeys...
How close are you to Essex?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

My geography's not that hot
but pretty far I'd guess. I'm in Manchester.

Didn't know you were an Essex bird, I thought you lived in Landan Tahn.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Nope,
I ain't nah Laaahndaaaaner.

I'm afraid I can't come to Manchester, it's on The List.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)

The List
of places you don't believe exists? Along with Narnia?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Narnia exists.
I went there when Uncle Mike locked me in the cupboard with all those horrible spiders.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)

*prepares face*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

hahahah
*sits*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck 'em 'en.
They just be hattin' a playah cuz girl got her game face on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

Click this link, to reveal fluffy goodness!
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=xx-bork&q=kittens&gbv=2

100% Horse-free.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/sets/72157606239130345/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=xx-bork&q=baby+otters&gbv=2
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

It says kittens
and I hate kittens. And I hate all the fucking threads about people dumb ass fucking cats as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Ok, if you hate kittens...
Try this:


( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Is that, that pre-cum thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Haha!

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I'm at work
big stupid pictures in the thread don't look like work.

Why must you ruin everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Honestly
Nothing pleases you, does it?

*Slopes off to get a sandwich*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Nope

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I'll bet they already had someone lined up
Most jobs seem to be that way at the mo.
Show your arse to nepotism and say "Kiss it!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)