Buy a Honda Accord and park it outside his house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I fear
the subtlety would be wasted on him. Besides he'd only complain it was an eyesore or that it spoiled his amenity. Though I seriously doubt he knew what that meant and would only say it because he'd heard it on the telly.

The miserable cunt.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I parked my limo
outside my neighbours house for 3 days (bearing in mind it had the best part of 20ft long had 18 inch high vinyl adverts showing the children's charity and event it was for, and the space was a communal parking area):

While I was sticking another charity advert on the back window, he stormed out of his house, slamming the door, walked until he was about 10 foot behind me (unbeknown to me at this point) and shouted at me for parking "that fucking monstrosity outside my house, it shouldn't be allowed"

I turned in surprise and apologised, it was for a charity event that weekend.

He then started having a go about it being illegal and crap like that, and whenever I had an answer, he had another problem, i.e.

"It must be illegal"
"erm, no, it has a full MOT, 8 months tax and fully comp insurance"
"Oh, well, Bet its falling apart"
"Not according to the MOT"
"Bet its only just inside it"
"erm, yes in fact, it was done 3 days ago, so it is just inside it"
"Oh, well it reminds me of my daughter's funeral 13 years ago"
"If it was that much of an issue, why didn't you mention that first, rather than try and catch me out on legalities?"
"You're a tosser"
"Sigh."
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)