I'm vampiric
but small.
Will that do? I walk around at all hours of the morning singing and eating onion bhajis.

EDIT: and draining the lifeblood from innocent people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've no idea
I'm just winding Kaol up because he refuses to admit to being a vampire even though everybody already knows.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:19, Reply)

why would he deny it?
Being a vampire is ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

I've no idea
But he does.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Hm
Kaol didn't seem very vampiric when I met him
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I was drunk.
On the blood.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

A semi-plausible
explanation. Although you misspelt cider.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Twilight.

Anne Rice was bad enough, but Twilight was the final straw.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

I have a soft spot
for Twilight.
Teen frustration and vampires. I likes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)