Let her join
Pair of my shoes and she'll be 6ft.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't even walk in heels let alone do anything heroic.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)

sssh
you can borrow my New Rock boots, or my platform trainers, aka the "I Can See at Gigs Shoes".
They're not heels and are really easy to walk in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Stilts are the answer

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Nope.
We've got limits for a reason.
Nobody's gonna be intimidated by a 5'10 person.
Plus she'll look like a midget around us.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

If BGB looks like a midget around you
What the fuck do I look like? :(
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:22, Reply)

A munchkin?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

A tiny little
catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:24, Reply)

=D

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

A gnome.
Can we get you a pointy hat and a fishing rod?
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

^ This
And a fake beard. And a toadstool.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Hmmmm
I'm not too sure I'm happy with all of this.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

I'll start my own superleague.
36DD and above only.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Woohoo
Can I join? *hands bra in as proof*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:25, Reply)

You don't need to prove it hon.
I can tell just by looking : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

hahah
That's a valid point
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Me too?
I'm DD, but I've only got a 32" back...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Well you have fuck off and die boots so you can join.
Besides I reckon the cup size is the important bit : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Hurrah!
Take *that* and *that*.
Ker-blam!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

We could united the Leagues.
The League of Gigantic 36DD B3tans...

The world would quail before our height and boobage...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

Can I help judge who is and isn't allowed to join?
For completely altruistic reasons of course.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

It'd be
long and arduous work...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

let me guess...
you'll be 'weighing' them?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

You make
me sound smutty...

oh... wait...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Oi!

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

YES
A thousand times yes!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:38, Reply)

It looks like he's farted that house to death.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:39, Reply)

With
GIGANTIC farts
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

That's how we roll.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:40, Reply)

haha yes!
The League of What the Fuck Have You Been Eating, You Smelly-Arsed Bastard?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

If that's a direct question,
The answer is ""Legendarny Smak Paluszki".
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:42, Reply)

so long as you're not smoking
remember: "Smekesana nogalina"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

Totally unrelated
but this made me giggle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7HZf7k2gTo
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

A bit better now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

NORKS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:48, Reply)

TARGETS!

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

my boobs are like a shield of steel!
So hop it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)

I see your steel
and I raise you a welders torch
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I survived an incident with a blow-torch when I was nine
It burnt a hole in my trousers then ran off screaming like a girl.
I, on the other hand, merely went deaf for five minutes, screamed once, then grew my skin back within months. *HARD*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Pays homage

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Where'd INTERNETLAWYERMAN when you need him?
This is terrible plagiarism.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:51, Reply)

An
angry gigantic farting topless woman is always needed though...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 14:52, Reply)