I only have jammy dodgers
:(
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh god, I've been out of the game too long, I have no idea what that means.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

it's kind of a private joke
But as I'm such a caring dude I'll explain it for you!

Yesterday I was supposed to buy party rings but I couldn't so I bought jammy dodgers instead. The end.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Oh, that's a bit shit, I expected some serious kink.
Jammy Dodgers: The day after 'time of the month'
Party Ring: Bumhole
Bourbon: black cock
Oreos: white cock in black bum
Rich Tea: Posh Bird
Digestives: Really old bird (crumbly, innit).
Jaffacakes: Impotent
Broken Buiscets: b3tans.
Veriaty Pack: a little bit of everything
Pink Waffer: lesbiens.

...etc...
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Two-stick KitKat: Gay sex
Four-stick KitKat: Gay Orgy
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Ok, I'm not going to be able to go into ASDA for a few days now, until I forget about all this.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Sorry to be such a disappointment Gonz
I shall endeavour to ensure that all future private jokes are completely sordid.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I'm going to forgive you, this once, but if it happens again...... well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I think I have a way we can settle this
I'll get the egg whisk, wet celery and the flying helmet and, well, I'm sure you can guess the rest.

/has watched too much 'Allo 'Allo
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Can I play the part of "The old man from King of Queens", you can be the old guy from Fraisure.
I think you know the rest ;)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Good shout old boy
I shall watch Frasier while I do the work that I intended to start 2hrs 22mins ago and still probably wont start for a while.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Internet Project: A website where you can watch every single ending-credits of that, the thing with the dog.
It'll go in the 'todo' pile next to getting every single recorded incident of Will Smith going "Aww HELL no.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:25, Reply)

*licks Captain V's garibaldi*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)

*blank stare*

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

you don't like the driest, dustiest, raisiniest biscuits ever?
Fussy eater, you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

You tried to feed me cheese!
Not only that there was butter too! You're mad!
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

mad,
me?
Shut up and take your meds!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You're clearly madder than I am
There can be no doubt.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

only one way to settle that:
fight!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

You're on
*prepares to win*
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

*nurses bruises*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Oh yea
I'd forgotten that I'd already won!
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:15, Reply)

*smug grin*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)

G0nz, that is beautiful.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)