Yay! Prize!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sulks.
He's smaller than me so he should get a small prize
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I'll fight you for it.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

'Yous'
don't even know what it is. It could be a caramel keg. With fluff on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

That
would split the League... and allow the shorts to stage an uprising.

We could just go and buy some Brighton Rock instead?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Sounds a plan.
Rock is awesome.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)

I haven't
had rock for ages.

Or Candyfloss for that matter.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

When I went to Edinburgh with
Captain V, he bought a bucket of candyfloss from a service station.
It was horrible.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I would submit
that a bucket of anything bought from a service station is unlikely to be nice...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

candy floss has gone down the nick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)

SUGAR DUMMIES!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Sugar Mice
A friend of mine when to the local fish and chip shop the other day and got them to deep fry some cadburies creme eggs. That cannot be healthy...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)

deep-fried Wagon Wheels
are not disgusting.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You
have yet to convince me... wagon wheels are pretty horrible
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)

they are
they're fucking vile.
Deep fried, however, they are a lot nicer than vile.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Do they
achieve mere unpalatability?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

up a bit...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

nice things come in small parcels
and many big potatoes are rotten in the middle.
Grandma taught me that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Spoken
with a Zen like assurance?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)

and no teeth
yes. That was her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Zen-Grandmothers
are awesome.

Mine on the other hand gets drunk and abuses the methodist priest who lives opposite her.

She makes me proud.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

My dead-hard nana
has just died. She could knock men out with one punch. She was like Bender from Futurama. I wish I was like her. Maybe one day I could be... *stares into space and orders a Guinness*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Awww sorry to hear that...
I can't wait to be old... you get to be crazy and no one can stop you.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

to be fair
no-one stopped her when she was younger either.
She was nails.
I'm practising...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Hence
the steel norkage?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Exactly!
You have to have girder bras to be an iron lady
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Hmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Woman
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Surely that did not happen?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I've never read it
but I remember reading the first one, the Iron Man, when I was a kid.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

The Iron man was ace
That one looks preposterous
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

"space-bat-angel-dragon"
That is one messed up creature...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Didn't it bleed jewels?

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

I think
it might have done... rubies and emeralds if I remember
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

completely fucking mental bat-shit crazy lemur whippet ferret sloe loris
gnu
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Now
I would go to a zoo to see that
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Did you two create this spurious Wikipedia entry?
it's making my gnu look normal...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I have
many powers... but power over wikipedia is unfortunately as yet not one of them
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I can touch men's hair at gigs without them noticing
that's a power
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Yes
that is a power. A potentially creepy one, but a power nonetheless
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I can keep a seat either side of me free in the Tube
By looking and acting mental.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

To be fair
fat people can do that too
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Fair point.
Mental fat people win.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ahh-suum!
I get mormons into trouble with their elders on buses, simply by eating an apple and singing along to Fleetwood Mac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Do you
specifically search out mormons on buses? Are they easy to spot?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)

They have a badge
with their name, their 'rank' and 'Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints' under that.
Is that mormons? Ish?

And I don't seek them out. They're just handed to me on a plate. On a bus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I only
know one mormon, and he stopped being a mormon when he discovered alcohol, sex, and drugs, in that approximate order.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)

you don't
know Donnie Osmond. So stop lying.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Ha
No I don't know Donny Osmond... but I do know a fallen mormon
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)