Working in the environment I do
Lends itself to stupidity. For example- a woman asking me why it was hot on her floor two weeks ago.

Strangely, my suggestion of checking weather forecasts did not go down as well as I expected.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Well of course it didn't.
Forecasts, by their very nature, refer to the future. Two weeks ago is the past.

Duh.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Haha, what a thicko.
God, piston is so thick, no wonder everyone hates his guts, he doesn't even know they're called weather forca... weather predi... weather results?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Forecasts?
Oh yes... well it was something along those lines.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I find patronising people not to be the best course of action.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Yes-you-do ! Yeesss-you-do ! Who's a good boy? YOU'RE a good boy !
*blows rasberrys on belly*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I was thinking of doing that.
But... Yeah, you nailed it.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Once again you make me smile, dear Gonzo.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Sometimes, the situation warrants it.
If they have asked something so mind-bogglingly stupid as to make your eyes bleed.

Still, not as bad as the person who seemed convinced I was deliberately witholding his Gilbert and Sullivan festival tickets.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)