So you people can start threads without me then
jolly good. I did wonder if I should log on at lunchtime and make sure you hadn't started some god awful HSH thread, but I see that my influence is prevailing through these tough times.

Well done internets.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, 83 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Oi cunt
How was your trial?
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Oi retarb, how's your cock?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Very well thanks

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Still doing that precum thing?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Thankfully!

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Good good
keep it up...erm
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

;)

( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

'Ning
Think Spakka started one this morning.

How did the day go?

*edit* And evening V!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

And look how spectacular it worked out!
Fuck me I'm tired. Two hours there and two hours back standing the whole day as well. Great day, I got to play with a ferret and a bull mastiff among others and their industrial shredder when the operations finished.

Wouldn't mind working there full time, but they still have more people to interview, so I'm looking at another few weeks until I hear back from them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Best of lucks!
Haha, yeah, there seems to be the odd pocket of resistance around.

I'm not really on often enough these days to get annoyed with them.
This time last year was probably the salad days of the old HSH.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

G'day Beekers
How've you been mate?

With any luck I'll get my arse in gear and see you at Ancrenne's birthday bash =D


--
Is it just me or is b3ta reeeeeally slow today?
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Not too bad really.
Touch of the old black dog for various reasons which I hope to resolve in the next couple of days.

Yeah, might spend a few days at my folk's beforehand as Morpeth's piss easy to get to from home.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Looking forward to August
And yes, b3ta is really slow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Oh, yes for bashes!
Seems ages ago since Edinburgh.
And that got a bit hazy!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, Reply)

That's many of the shits
Hope it all sorts itself out soon.
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

I hope so too
I'm sure it will, I'm just a natural pessimist:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy
I wish this song really was about britney shacking up with a girl
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

But then you'd just have people accusing her of copying La Lohan
and then she WOULD shack up with her and we'd never hear the end of it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

nooooooo lindsay brit brit action, plox
I do like that song though *dances*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I have no idea of what you just said
But keeps well away from Britney on spotify
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

I don't use spotify
and there's really no need to explain

*dances*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Adds Kristine to odd people I like list

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

thank you
I think
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

You should feel proud of your validation.
So many seek it and fail.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:08, Reply)

b3ta is insanely slow. I thought it was my internets being crap.
Watching Secretary and wondering if I can be arsed to eat yet.
( Maladicta, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

It's been shit without you today becky,
never leave here again.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Soon as I get a job, I'm outta here
unless I have internets during the day
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

you'll never be able to leave.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

OH THANK GOD.
There was a brief HSH rebellion, looks like it was put down pretty quickly though.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

OMG DiT, did you see about the gay albatrosses in the paper today?
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article6514861.ece
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Hahaha
Lezzatross!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

I dub thee DiT, lezzatross extraordinaire

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

*kneels*
Thank you, ma'am.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

While you're down there love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Don't grab my hair like that!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Hmm, my internet in general is being slow
It was dicking around last night, googlechat kept cutting out in the middle of a senten-

Glad to hear the trial went well- ferrets seem AWESOME, though I've never seen one in the flesh (fur? I'm not sure what the right turn of phrase is) Good luck with the job hunt!
/drives off in Fiat Panda

Just watched Wall-E and bawled my eyes out. Cried in town today. Cried before my exam. Almost cried with happiness when I opened the bloody paper. Today has not been a good day.
He texted back, btw. Crying has NOT been due to him, though. Yet again, it is either a rejection, or being normal. I don't know. Don't have the energy to care. 2 more exams. One that really matters. Keep going.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

you're odd.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Pot, kettle, black, online.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I'm normal,
the rest of you are nut jobs.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

*sticks pencils up nose, pants on head*
Wibble.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Damn this slow b3ta
I was gonna do that.

Pokes pencils a little higher.

Oopsie

/linebreaks
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

b3ta's normal speed for me now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

*slow clap*
Well done.
For that amazing assessment of my mental capacities, you get a Vimto chew.

FUCK YES LIDL
Or was it Aldi?
*munches*
*wanders off*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, Reply)

I think you've just made up vimto chews.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Nope
I REALLY have them.
They are Chewits, but Vimto-branded and -flavoured.
OR MAYBE THIS IS JUST A DREAM AND WE'RE NOT REALLY HERE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Alright, Descartes, chill out!
;)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

DESCARTES?
I'll have you know I'm Hericlitus!
*jumps in the river*
*gets out*
*jumps in the river BUT IS IT THE SAME RIVER?*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

They exist man, I've seen them.
I know it seems like a crazy dream, but you've got believe. You've got to hold on to the dream!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

you're in on this conspiricy too?
I don't know who to trust anymore.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

So what did he say?
and MTFU, the high street is not for crying in
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:49, Reply)

It's Manchester, everyone is dead inside, and no one cares.
"Heya, I only just got your text. I'm pretty busy with family stuff at the moment, cousins toing and froing like nothing else. How are you going to spend your free day? X"

So, either I be autistic/accurate and see that as a rejection, or autistic/naive and see that as the truth.
Internetz, you decide.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

could be either,
how quick was the response?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

So then man the fuck up and ask him to spend the afternoon with you some day
that way you'd know fo sho
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

this,
and get him to set the date so he can't make an excuse.

Well it makes the excuse harder to make.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I'm shit at this kind of thing
But I know enough to say this^

:edit: Becky's post...
( Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I did that to you and it didn't fucking work

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Kind of did
Said, was going to suggest a catch up, say if you want and when you're free, I finish shit on Tuesday.

And he took less than 24 hours, but was sort of 2 in the afternoon. So neither prompt nor incredibly tardy.
Dunno why I'm pursuing this. Probably boredom!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

send him nude photos of yourself

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

I don't want to scare him off.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

oh,
send him nude photos of other people?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

That's lying.
Anyway, that hurts.
Who's Photo? And why does he have an "of", whatever that is?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

you're seeing things again.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Edit Fail.
go and remove the first rogue apostrophe too.
^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

done,
NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK YOU'RE STUPID!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Ha, I am stupid.
I thought York began with W.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm going to sit in the field and practice guitar,
So people don't moan about the terrible noise.
I've got a fold up chair, a can of strongbow and 10 menthols.
If i'm not back in an hour, send help.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I started reading that like a poem,
It didn't fit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Shant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I went for dinner
Now I'm home but I want to be dancing. Sadly work makes Wednesday a bad day for dancing *sadface*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

what kind of dancing?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Drunken

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

Ahh, the best kind.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Dirrrrty!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Ahh, the second best kind.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Haha!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Depends on your view, I suppose...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Dirty drunken?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I'm still high up on the popular page of links
I am clearly all of the win considering it was posted several days ago.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I was on the popular page on /talk today
I'm not anymore, I might complain to the mods.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

Oooh, me too

*internet five for awesomeness*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

I'm watching a very silly horror
called The Children very loudly to drown out my housemate shagging her bloke while babytalking at him in French.

It's disturbing! The baby talk, not the film
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Ah
I have the same problem. Except its internet sex over google talk in high pitched Japanese...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

And I'm back.
I was pretty terrible.
And I'm meant to be playing in front of people on Saturday.
Clearly learning guitar in two nights is going to take some doing.

I can sing, allegedly. Just not play guitar.
Hmmm...
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)