Recently
a friend of mine asked to borrow the first three seasons of the Wire that I have on DVD. As I'm moving away soon I asked him if I could get them back. It turns out that he has lent them on to a friend of his who has now flown home to Mumbai, and won't be back till December.

What, if any, revenge should I take?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:59, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Simple
Find every woman he's ever loved, and rape her.

Simple.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Perhaps
a tad harsh?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Nope
People who lend DVDs that aren't their's out really gets on my tits.

My brother lent out my Red Dwarf Series I-IV 3 years ago, he still can't remember who to!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

That's fucking horrible
You're a cunt.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

...
And you really think I'm being serious?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I'd wonder why you posted it on this section of the site

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Hmm
Normally, so would I
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

And now is different why?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Because this time it actually seems fair
Akternatively, cunt him in the fuck, as stated below!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

It seems fair?
Oh dear god.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

I agree with this
Although being on the internet I can only ASSUME that you're not being serious.


If you are though well go ahead, I feel the punishment fits the crime.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Cunt him in the fuck.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Let go and move on.
Then put them on your Christmas list.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

mmm
nail his face to a tree
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

I suppose
I could just set Kaol on him.

That's punishment enough.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

That WOULD be a tad harsh.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Yet
interesting to watch...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

From a distance
and when wearing proper splash proof clothing
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

The trouble is that once you wind up Kaol and let him go.....
It's very hard to get him to stop.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Thats true
I find the only way to do so is an appropriate sacrifice
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Dammit boy,
I'm not your minion!
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Bow Down!
I rule you!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

You wish.
We should settle this the old-fashioned way.
Knife-fight.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Yes
but who would I set you to fight against?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Dammit!
YOU.
In the guts.
You know it makes sense.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

In the guts eh?
Is that because you only come up to my guts, oh minion of mine?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

If I only came up to your balls, you'd still have a problem.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I'm now
have incredibly disturbing images that I really really really don't want to have...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

You only have yourself to blame.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

They
are beginning to grow on me however...

Now I feel dirty
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

... and you love it.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Slatheringly so...

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Hello there
any luck on the gig front?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Not yet.
But sent some messages out last night!
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

cool
well let me know, i'll come and lurk in the background
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

It's hard to lurk in the background
If you're the only one there...
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

confident then?

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Dunno really.
I'm confident that we can play the stuff!
I'm just not sure how we'll go down with "people".
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:24, Reply)

if all else fails
go apeshit and all GG Allin on them.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

That's quite an exciting possibility.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)

shuuush
We all know that secretly Kaol is a big gentle floooffy thing, and unless you want him to be drooled and cuddled to death...

shudders
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

Tell your friend not to worry.
He can in fact keep all the DVDs when his friend gets back from India.




Because he's buying you a gift of a new set.
(knackerz is skinning up, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:30, Reply)

Yes, this.
He owes you new ones, as he's effectively given yours away, possibly never to be seen again.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)