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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm reading this you know
:(
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43,
1 reply,
16 years ago)
Hmmm. Are you old enough
to have learned to read?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45,
Reply)
He's old enough.
Just too stupid.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47,
Reply)
Grrr
None of the comebacks I can think of are suitable for a public forum :(
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51,
Reply)
'cos you can't read.
You're just guessing.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52,
Reply)
Not tonight James
I don't fancy a trip to the pub.
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56,
Reply)
But you promised.
I hate you.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58,
Reply)
At least I chew my food with my own fucking teeth!
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48,
Reply)
You were trying your hardest
I couldn't bring myself to crush your feelings like that.
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05,
Reply)
I'm not THAT fussy an eater
You just chose mong food! Food for mongs!
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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Well I was trying to spare you some dignity
By not bringing up your cheesy clunge.
Kudos for having no shame.
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12,
Reply)
Whatever I caught,
I caught it within 5 minutes of touching you
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15,
Reply)