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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Has anything interesting happened
over the last three days? I've been out on Site and feel strangely out of touch with the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:35, 129 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
your mum dropped by
etc
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)
I thought I saw you earlier
turns out it was a farmer disembowling an otter.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
You should've gone to Specsavers.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
You shouldn't have been walking round
with a face like a freshly raped donkeys arse.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
You only recognise such a face
because you're an arse raper of fresh donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
Better than being a predatory peado.
Oh yes I went there!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
HE TOLD ME HE WAS 16!!!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
but I'm from QOTW
and we speak the truth. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
You've been on here an awful lot recently.
What's going on.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Internet grooming

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
He was lying.
That's why we tried to warn you off. Why do you think I kept telling you about how clean my toilet was.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
I thought that was a euphemism.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
It was.
I was really boasting about how my oven was now really clean.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
*'turns on' oven*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
*squirts early oven cleaner*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
*dons rubber 'glove'*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Surely I should be wearing the 'glove'

*looks*

Oh I see.

Hello Brian.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
GET A ROOM
Internet chatrooms don't count for you two.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
al's too old for me

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
I've got two pubes
therefore she's not interested. She's like a greyhound.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
lol - fucking win, what a statement!
I nearly choked on my Werther's Original again.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
did you actually laugh out loud?
Or was it more of a MFOTFABL moment.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
I began by MFOTFABLing
but as I visualised it I emitted a small chuckle that was audible within a two metre range
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
So the small boy currently performing
cunnilingus on you probably thought you were laughing at him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
He can't hear anything.
My thighs are clamped too tightly around his head.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
I'm reading this you know
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)
Hmmm. Are you old enough
to have learned to read?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
He's old enough.
Just too stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47, Reply)
Grrr
None of the comebacks I can think of are suitable for a public forum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51, Reply)
'cos you can't read.
You're just guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Not tonight James
I don't fancy a trip to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, Reply)
But you promised.
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)
At least I chew my food with my own fucking teeth!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)
you weren't complaining about the gums though,
were you?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:02, Reply)
You were trying your hardest
I couldn't bring myself to crush your feelings like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05, Reply)
hard
didn't enter into it
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
That's not what your bruises say

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)
*smug grin*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)
If you could find food
that you'll ACTUALLY EAT
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)
I'm not THAT fussy an eater
You just chose mong food! Food for mongs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
Cheese.
Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)
Well I was trying to spare you some dignity
By not bringing up your cheesy clunge.

Kudos for having no shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12, Reply)
Whatever I caught,
I caught it within 5 minutes of touching you
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15, Reply)
yes, you weren't here earlier on were you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:37, Reply)
I was here for about an hour
on Monday afternoon, but not since then. Has someone been al editing in my absence?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)
Oh I'm sorry I thought it was you,
it must have been someone else.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
Has someone gone and registered
a username similar to mine then?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:41, Reply)
that must be it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
you've lost me now.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
no, you've lost ME now!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
What, forever?
What if I buy you chocolates and roses? I can change, really I can, I promise, it won't be like last time. It was just you made me so angry. I didn't mean to do it, but you wouldn't stop would you, you wouldn't let it go.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
You didn't text me while you were away!
It was a test!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
I did wonder where you'd gotten to
but figured YM would pass on a message...through her gigantic gnarly flaps
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
Haha!
Flange semaphore?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
She does
semaphore with them

edit - AHA me and kaol think alike too much
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)
HA!
BEAT YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Yeah...
We've got the same brain.
Poor you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)
How was Donington?
Did you see ZZ Top? Were FNM as good as you hoped?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Didn't see ZZ Top...
Watched someone else instead.

FNM were epic-sexy-amazingness.
I'm currently rocking out to The Real Thing, as a matter of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)
No need for ear trumpets with her flaps

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)
since no one else is going to do it...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_semaphore
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
I just read that as slag semawhore
Like YM
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
....
no too easy.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Like Sunday morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Again,
like YM
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
fu vt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Pffft

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
I keep meaning to be nicer to her as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
Suck it bitch

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
*huggles*
god... I feel dirty after posting that,
ughhh
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Hello al
You didn't miss a thing during your enforced absence. Everyone was just killing time until you got back.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, Reply)
Woo!
I'm glad I'm so vital to other peoples enjoyment of this place that they all stop when I'm not around.

I hate missing out on stuff. I'm just speed reading the last few days posts to see if anything interesting happened.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:50, Reply)
You missed a link to my band's myspace.
That's pretty much it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
I worked for a whole day today
and now I'm sitting drinking beer in my pants waiting for a thunderstorm.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)
We still haven't had a fucking thunderstorm here,
I'm getting impatient.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
We had a superb one on monday night
there was hail and everything.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
We did early evening, but it was all over far too soon
as with so many things.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Like spakkas pre cum

(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
That's a non starter
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
MK
Isn't allowed proper weather.
The Met Office told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
the sun always shines in MK

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
You're thinking
of TV.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)
Not fully though.
Never more than 80%
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
you're taking an awful lot of interest in the sunshine ratio of an area...
Especially for someone who claims they're not a vampire.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
I've got a degree in climatology.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is not fact
He is simply a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)
waiting for a thunderstorm.
in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
I saw that.
I like it.

My Firefox won't play music on myspace so I had to use shitty Internet Explorer though.

Is Clendrix really in Paris? I thought that was a joke to annoy VC, what with her not needing a visa or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)
Oh right! Glad you like it!
Yeah, she really is in Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)
Ooooooooo
get her. I hope she buys me something nice.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)
I told her to get me garlic.
She said it'd kill me.
I'M NOT A FUCKING VAMPIRE.
Who started this terrible lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)
It's not a lie
I've never seen you in the sunshine.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Hmmm...
That's a fair point.
BUT A COINCIDENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)
I'll believe you on saturday.
Unless you crumble to dust. In which case I will feel vindicated.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Ok...
Where can I get Factor 10,000 suncream from?
I was trying to learn to play guitar earlier.
It was a terrible mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)
Did you use a knife
instead of your fingers?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Nope.
I used a pick.
But I'm simply not very good.
The strings are too close together. It feel all wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
aren't they called plectrums?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
Er...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitar_pick
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
No he meant an ice pick
If it's not sharp and metallic, he doesn't like it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Actually,
I do play bass with a metal pick normally.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
It's gonna rain on Saturday :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)
No it isn't.
Yes it is.

No it isn't.

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)
it's not.
Oh

It cocking well is. Fuck that, Metcheck is always wrong. I have hope, this saturday will be sunny.

I'm doing the bacon explosion in the oven anyway and just crisping it on the BBQ, so we won't go without, don't worry.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
You want to be careful with that.
Getting spunk off a grill pan is nigh on impossible.

so i'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)
bbq fail

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
It's becuase I don't have a gas BBQ
Although, I don't really think they are BBQ's, they're just outdoor cookers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)
correct,
you could still do it on a normal charcoal bbq you just need something to reflect the heat like some sheet metal. Also don't put it directly over the coals.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
It's keeping the temperature relatively level
for over an hour which is nigh on impossible with a charcoal fire.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)
and I thought you were a man...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
But you met him on Saturday
How could you possibly think he was a man?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)
I thought that was an imposter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
Cool, I don't fancy food poisoning that much
My cheesecake will be all of the WIN
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
My "chips and dips" will be the finest in all the land.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)
Houmus?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)
Dunno.
I'll have to go to a shop. I don't live in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)
don't get the shit with additions like red pepper or whatever
it's almost always worse than normal houmus.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, Reply)
I was thinking salsa.
If I lived nearer, I'd make salsa. And houmus.
But it's not practical. Don't wanna take dips with me to a cowboy-rock gig on Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
It's the pale skin that does it as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
I'll have you know that I got sun-burn at the weekend.
I now have a farmer-tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)
What?
On your fangs?

Is it possible for enamel to tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)
It's not a tan
it's a tea stain.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

tea precum stain
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)
Nah, that doesn't happen to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)
You are mistaspakkaman
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)
I'm going to sleep now
Sleep tight everybody. Don't let thoughts of me smiling at you while I slowly stroke my well lubed erection keep you awake.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Awesome!
I'm gonna sleep well tonight :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)
I'm off too.
'Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

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