Any you didn't come visit me.
Rude.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You were in Donnington
Who'd want to visit a blinking vampire anyway?
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:24, Reply)

Me.
Vampires rock.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Blinking ones don't
They suck worst of all the vampires.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:26, Reply)

It was HAYFEVER.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:27, Reply)

I don't believe you
RETARDO VISION!
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:30, Reply)

Haha!
Or you could argue that it was light outside...
*shrugs*
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)

Where's my rabbit?
You make lovely furniture.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Thanks.
That was less than a year old, I think.
As I said, that was the hotel I was in when I threatended (by accident) to throw their head buyer out the window...

The rabbits were all wormy and crap. Loads of tapeworm when I was gutting them.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:26, Reply)

tapeworm's a shame
I had lovely rabbit in two mustard sauce recently.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:28, Reply)

Rabbit is a most excellent meat.
My brother shot three today, went off to check his snares and came back to find crows were eating the damn things.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:31, Reply)

I prefer venison
Although I can't remember the last time I ate rabbit.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)

but you can remember the last time you ate cock, right?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)

Yes
Yours, last night.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, Reply)

washed down with precum

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, Reply)

Yea but it was my own
Your cock is shit. It doesn't even do that precum thing.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, Reply)

That's because you didn't arouse me in the slightest

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, Reply)

Odd
How do you explain biting the pillow and ejaculating all over the sheets if you weren't turned on?
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, Reply)

well,
a) I was hungry because there wasn't any food because you're a fussy eater and so I tried to eat the pillow; and
b) that wasn't ejaculate, I was pissing myself laughing at you.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, Reply)

Alright
You win...this time.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, Reply)