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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just got here and can't be bothered to read all this other shit.
Tell me some new shit.

And wtf happened to Al?
Shall I kick him in the nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:47, 69 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You're coming to Stortford in August to see a gig :D

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:47, Reply)
I am very worried
as my August is very busy and booked.
Tell me when this is going to be.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)
I don't know yet,
Nothing's confirmed more than "mid august" and "maybe".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)
You will tell me AS SOON AS YOU KNOW
and then I will do my best to be there :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)
I shall do!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)
WHAT
You are trying to put me off going :(

Well now I hope it's ona day I can't make *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I was not!
You've just got further to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
I don't think it's for you to comment on her coming skilz.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Yeah Kaol
I can travel freely to wherever I want
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
fuck you
Kaodalf the Vampire
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
You don't know the full story...
We were drunk.. I regret it bitterly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
You only regret it
because it didn't happen as someone was too soft
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Like trying to do it with a jelly.
Probably...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
coughbullshitcough

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Jelly?
Good lord, if I'm gonna muck around with food, I want something a bit more effective.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)
I like
trying to push a marshmallow through a penny slot
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Hahaha!
Do you?
Isn't it a bit tricky?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Not my fault that you repulse me.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Because I'm not dead?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Because you ate garlic bread last night.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)
I LIKE garlic bread!
But you're not allowed to ask Mel about garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)
I'm writing the gaz
right now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)
Write something terrible
and sign it from us.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
I wrote
OH HAAAIII
Kaol said we weren't allowed to ask you about garlic? Is it because he is a vampire? Or does he just have really bad garlic breath?

lots of love
TGB & Clendrix
x
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Total aceness.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Wait, no!
You don't want me to be single and emo, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)
If you're in Bristol,
we won't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Are vampires emo?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)
I don't like line breaks,
qotw is in uproar.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:48, Reply)
I find I can swing my opinion to the most contentious place with ease.
If complaining about line breaks is annoying people, then I'm right there with you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:49, Reply)
You should probably read the previous thread
I told a joke, I won't be funnier than that all day.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
May as fobt/t then.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
I think what you mean
Is that you don't like excessive use of line breaks.
None at all makes it really annoying too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:50, Reply)
Drama queen!
Don't exaggerate.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:51, Reply)
Have you two been arguing again?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Not with me this time.
Someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
pfft
Hardly an argument. Cockmonkey says she doesnt like my line breaks and I'm like yeah whatever cockmonkey. End.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I like concise drama.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
I saw a man last night with a stick shouting outside a pub
he went away after five minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)
What was the stick shouting?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
GRRRR
I'M A STICK!! GRRRRRR STICKY STICKY STICKY!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Is that it, Al? Is that the best you could do?
/disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)
I, errrr
well,



I was, errrr....

well last night in the car I errrrr... No. no never mind.





I'll just go.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)
You go then.
I'm just going to sit here and think about your meat.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Mmm...tender meat

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)
FFS, is no one interested in kicking Al in the nuts?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
Is anyone interested in kicking Al in the nuts?

Is anyone interested in kicking Al in the nuts?

Is anyone interested in kicking Al in the nuts?



BONUS annoyance for extra linebreaks
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)
It looks like it won't be happening :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)
*rolls eyes*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)
gets agitated

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
You're more of a meme whore than me now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)
I'm interested in
kicking Al inthe crotch area and whatever fruit he is padding himself out with today
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
That's how they make smoothies.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Let me stop my Honda accord
from ramming into this druggies face for a moment.

So I can say: lies!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)
You're still winning in the normal whore race, though.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
OH! OH!
Can I kick al in the nuts too?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
Please do!
Let's wear our biggest shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
You can borrow
A pair of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
*swing and a miss*
Miss! Miss! I can't find them!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)
You suck
on so many levels
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)
In the bedroom.
Halfway down the stairs.
In the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Mostly at floor level though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Yeah, and you love it.
*slurps*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Urgh
I feel tainted now
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)

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