But they fall over dogs, they can't be trusted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well, as a partly qualified trainee assistant struck-off cherry-putter-onner on the Cherry Bakewells bit at Mr Kipling
I can tell you that you have most definitely got the bacterial infection eye-rolling disease and that you need to go and sit in a dark room without any electricity for a couple of years or at least until you've grown a bit more skin so you won't get infected with virulent flu-bearing airborne disease virus wotchercallits.

and you can't have a visa either.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

UK VISA Application form:
Name:

DOB:

Occupation:

Occupation:

Occupation:
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

you forgot
Skills:

Mad Skills:

MaD SkillZ:
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Just stay away from my memes

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Name: Paulavich Burgstine
DOB: 31/10/1963
Race: Jewish
Occupation: No thanks, just visiting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Rolls eyes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

When did she fall over a dog?
I miss all the interesting stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

She didn't
but when I was a waiter I once fell over a dog.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

When I was a vet nurse, I fell over a dog
and I used to be a waitress
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I once knew a dog
that used to be a waitress and fell over a vet nurse. or was it a bone?

I'm so confused. someone diagnose me quick.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Waiter!
Is there a Waiter in the house!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I used to be a waiter
and I have a house. Will that do?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
Don't make me ask another TWO TIMES
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)