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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:09, 53 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

MEH
I feel soooooooooo meh and bah. There's nothing really seriously wrong, I just feel so floopy. I've been like this for more than three days now and all I can do is roll my eyes at it.

So I went to see my doctor, but Oh Em Gee, he wasn't there as my tax dollars are funding his trip to Brazil to seek out hookers with flesh eating diseases - they're mostly bacterial so nothing to worry about really.

I saw this locum and I could tell they were bad news as like everyone was coming out of there looking grumpy. Not that they looked amazing when they went in, but not one of them cracked a smile when they left. Me on the other hand, I think smiling's really important and I exercise this right to smile as often as I can. A smile on the face is the cornerstone to getting a visa and a well grounded economy.

Anyway, I couldn't believe the audacity this jumped up little locum had. He asked me THREE TIMES if I'd been in contact with anyone who's got a confirmed diagnosis of swine flu and I got so exasperated with him that I ROLLED MY EYES. I sure told him right? I mean Oh Em Gee. If he's not going to listen to me, then I'm not going to tell him that people all around me that I know and stuff have got it.

FINALLY after like 45 minutes of waiting I got a prescription for penicillin as he thinks I've got a cold or an infection and I left sticking my fingers up at that cunt and trailing bog roll behind me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)

A little harsh I think.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)

What's wrong with you?
illness wise.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)

I told you, I am Meh.
God, how many times do I have to tell you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Between 3 and 3 times.

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

Well I hope you don't die or anything,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Thanks, same for you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

You must be ill,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

I didn't mean it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Probably the fever.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

You should goto the cafe and ask the nearest waitress
I hear they are well qualified in diagnosing medical problems.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

But they fall over dogs, they can't be trusted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

well, as a partly qualified trainee assistant struck-off cherry-putter-onner on the Cherry Bakewells bit at Mr Kipling
I can tell you that you have most definitely got the bacterial infection eye-rolling disease and that you need to go and sit in a dark room without any electricity for a couple of years or at least until you've grown a bit more skin so you won't get infected with virulent flu-bearing airborne disease virus wotchercallits.

and you can't have a visa either.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)

UK VISA Application form:
Name:

DOB:

Occupation:

Occupation:

Occupation:
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

you forgot
Skills:

Mad Skills:

MaD SkillZ:
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Just stay away from my memes

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

Name: Paulavich Burgstine
DOB: 31/10/1963
Race: Jewish
Occupation: No thanks, just visiting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Rolls eyes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

When did she fall over a dog?
I miss all the interesting stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)

She didn't
but when I was a waiter I once fell over a dog.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

When I was a vet nurse, I fell over a dog
and I used to be a waitress
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I once knew a dog
that used to be a waitress and fell over a vet nurse. or was it a bone?

I'm so confused. someone diagnose me quick.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Waiter!
Is there a Waiter in the house!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I used to be a waiter
and I have a house. Will that do?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
Don't make me ask another TWO TIMES
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

?
Why?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

WHATS GOING ONNNNN????

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)

FFS
Getting boring now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Put me on ignore then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Damn, why didn't I think of that before?

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Kaoltard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'd never put you on ignore
As you are the Queen of OT.

May I ask what happened in order for this post to be made?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

the queen doesn't like the princess

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Are you the princess then?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I have no idea what you think of me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Who's the princess?
Sorry about the delay - dealing with customer complaints (working with the public today!!!)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

No idea, from what chompy said, I think it's her

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

yep that's what I meant.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Hello Princess Chompy
*was dealing with more complaints*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Yesterday happened

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh that!
That made me chuckle.
nice use of 'floopy' - mrs spikeypickle uses that alot whens she's feeling shite.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

No Way!
You are mostly quite entertaining. I just find this particular subject boring now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Don't read it then.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)

OK
Doesn't leave me much else to read though. Ah well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Are you calling me gobby?
Well I nevah
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:39, Reply)

No
Just referencing the over-use of this particular "meme".

Gobby? Nevah! Prolific? Yes!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I'm just establishing it as a meme
it's got a long way to go yet.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

it's not a meme,
it's a argument becky won't let go of, because she's autism.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:45, Reply)

"I told you three times"
Hmm, could have legs.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I prefer, I fell over a dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

Bollox
I'm not imaginative enough to use that. I shall pay attention and learn though.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Gut-ted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)