Like we'd be able to tell the difference between one goat fucker and another

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

True
But I haven't kissed bert (I don't think) so it'd be nice to have some more fresh meat round here.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:49, Reply)

al's a bottom,
bert's more of a top.
I think that's the only difference though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

That's true
Bert's cock is a bit odd looking too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Something's wrong
The first thing that came to mind after reading that post was *rims Al*

I think I need to go back to sleep...forever.

:edit: I could've sworn you were Clendrix until after I replied.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

What?
It's not that much of an insult. Is it? I mean I know she's from that place where everybody is ginger and they talk funny but she has some redeeming qualities*

*may contain traces of utter lie. She's awful. Sorry Clenders
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I am not insulted to be compared to CHCB
and I am horrified to think you might have thought this, you cheeky little shit.

I'm just speechless at your continued retarbness.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I got out of bed too quickly
It made my eyesight go all shit.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

fuck you, stumpy!
*closes legs on way out*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

The burning should stop soon
put some live yoghurt on it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be an insult to me
Or whether you're suggesting that CHCB is getting terrible friction burns on her thighs because it's been so long since her legs were last closed.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

*tries not to laugh*
*laughs*
I will punch you in the face next time I see you.
100% FACT
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

The month of anticipation will make it all the sweeter.
100% fact.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

it's the shame that's the hardest to bear

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)