Ok, as threatened earlier
some pics of my garden

pics in replies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Where?
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

here

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

There?
:edit: Oh they're there.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

My friend Karen was facebook stalking me the other day
she said you looked hot in the bash photos.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

ha!
My sister's gay friend has said similar things :(
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

I would offer to set you up but she's a nut job.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I've already slept with more than my fair share of nut jobs
*shudders*

Stupid mad ex.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

I like a bit of crazy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

So do I
In fact it's very important but she was a bit much even for me.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

fucking hell, you don't hang about
hmm

I meant to put pics in, rather than links. oops

turns out that even after resizing them they are still massively huge in file size, so this is probably for the best
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)

Here you are
Before:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/before.jpg

After:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/after.jpg

As requested, me with a fork and evil grin:
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/vipros_fork.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Very nice!

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Very
Good work Sir!
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)

are you one half of speidi?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:11, Reply)

no
well, I assume not, I'm not sure what that is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

well, great job
I'd never be able to do that
it looks ace!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

good job,
you've got a summer of watering twice a day ahead of you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

don't I know it....
on a meter too...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

can you catch any rainwater?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

once we've found an appropriate waterbutt
i.e. not too big and not stupidly expensive because it's not to big
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

rofl
butt
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Bath water FTW!
Or do you only shower?
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

mostly shower. not enough baths to make that work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I love these little insights into your life of domestic bliss.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I'll have you know that aside from my life of domestic bliss
I am still a hard-rocking champion stoner
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Yay for being a mulit-faceted human being.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

That is very good work
I am impressed. And the photo of you with the fork is exactly how I pictured it would be.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

happy to oblige
I was tempted to put on my suit for it, but I'm pretty grubby from laying the turf still
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Good work
When you coming to do mine?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

when you start paying me the equivalent of £30k to give up my regular job

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

you mean, like, as in £30k worth of jaffa cakes?

(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

anything will do
I've decided to replace money with bartering and £30k worth of jaffa cakes would get me quite a long way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Very nice sir
although you have ugly walls
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

This is how I will always see him

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

that's what I was actually wearing
but it didn't come out on the camera...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Do you like the nipples
and the camel toe?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Where's the tail?

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Dammit
I forgot that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:54, Reply)

You're dead to me.

( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, Reply)

Editted to include tail

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That fuckin' makes it.
Good work.
( Cawl, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

That is indeed a nice garden!
I need to sort mine out now.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)