I wonder just exactly
what gratification she'd get from wanking off a corpse. What if she was a lesbian? Would she go down on dead girls? And would she get pissed off when there was no response? Or even worse, if there was a response?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I knew you were male;
you have no idea the clitoris exists.


Mainly the username. But still.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Surely to just rub it
would take one hell of a balancing act? Damn you, I'm drawing diagrams to try to comprehend how all of this would work now!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Nah, just lay it, mount it.
Oh god.
I SWEAR I'M NOT A NECROPHILE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Yet all the the evidence
says otherwise.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm not yet so desperate that I'll lay someone who can't say no.
Actually, that's a good idea!

(THAT WAS A JOKE)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

So you ARE that desperate

( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

*shifty eyes*
*wipes grave dirt from corner of mouth*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

She did it before they were buried?
You go for the already buried ones? Like the older man do we?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Have you read the article yet?
She complains the ones she liked - young, men, twenties ish, tended to have died of AIDS.

And older men? I'm not fussy.

^ Total lie. I'm probably too fussy in relation to how I look; beggars can't be choosers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I used to be a necrophiliac
until some rotten cunt split on me.


*my coat? Why thank you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)