Ooops!
You know that really important first rule of looking gorgeous, don't cut your own hair.

I've just took the bull by the horns and cut myself a fringe, or bangs for our merkin cousins.

I look like a very rough Louise Brooks. (google is your friend).
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:39, 35 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Would

( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

She's dead

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

You think that would stop him?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Decomposing is nature's lube!

(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)

As this woman:
www.nokilli.com/sacto/karen-greenlee.htm


(probably NSFW)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

I might smash one out to that later.
It looks like it might get quite erotic the more you read.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Specially when she starts saying you don't need to have penetrative sex with them:
got me right going, that did.

Phwoar.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I wonder just exactly
what gratification she'd get from wanking off a corpse. What if she was a lesbian? Would she go down on dead girls? And would she get pissed off when there was no response? Or even worse, if there was a response?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I knew you were male;
you have no idea the clitoris exists.


Mainly the username. But still.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Surely to just rub it
would take one hell of a balancing act? Damn you, I'm drawing diagrams to try to comprehend how all of this would work now!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Nah, just lay it, mount it.
Oh god.
I SWEAR I'M NOT A NECROPHILE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Yet all the the evidence
says otherwise.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm not yet so desperate that I'll lay someone who can't say no.
Actually, that's a good idea!

(THAT WAS A JOKE)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

So you ARE that desperate

( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

*shifty eyes*
*wipes grave dirt from corner of mouth*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:33, Reply)

She did it before they were buried?
You go for the already buried ones? Like the older man do we?
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Have you read the article yet?
She complains the ones she liked - young, men, twenties ish, tended to have died of AIDS.

And older men? I'm not fussy.

^ Total lie. I'm probably too fussy in relation to how I look; beggars can't be choosers.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I used to be a necrophiliac
until some rotten cunt split on me.


*my coat? Why thank you.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Tsk
I meant BGB with her new hair!

:edit: I hope BGB didn't die between her OP and my first reply!
( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

But
You didn't deny that death wouldn't stop you! I admire your persistence!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Its practically a requirement.
He made me lie completely still for four hours.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Four hours?
Fucking hell. I'd have been done in two minutes.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

I wish I had made that joke.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You were too busy remembering the truth
Plus you're just not witty enough.
( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

It felt like four hours,
that's how boring it was. It may have actually been four seconds.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Is it possible to get bored in four seconds?
Surely that would be the most interesting part, the first four seconds. At least it is for me. Because that's when I cum.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

You're still too warm though
Next time you'll have to spend a while in an ice bath beforehand.
( Captain V, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

you couldn't find the ice machine

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

LB, classic!
I'll bet that style is gorgeous on you, m'dear.
( cackers, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Sexeh!
Phwoar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Raaaaarrreeee gurl, youz be well fine an tings, yahgetsme gurl? innit man, would totally tap that, bare jokes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Do I really have to say this, Blousey?
After all this time, have you still not got the rules together in your lovely, shorn head?
POIDH!
( thealternativefact, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I'm still alive V.
I've just arrived at my parents house for a chinese takeaway.

I'm still deciding if it was a good idea or not : /


I will post a pic in my profile when I can.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I refuse to engage the Pandertron 3000
but I find it hard to believe that you look that bad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 17:59, Reply)

I insist you engage it,
Fire up on all cylinders and tell me I'm lovely : )


It's not that bad. It will just take some getting used to.
( girlinthehole, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 18:43, Reply)