I got the usual eye test voucher from work
because I use computers, so they paid for the ten quid it took to have my eyes tested. I had then to fork out the £120 for the new pair of glasses. However, it was money well spent as they make me look intelligent.
SHUT UP.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

If I could take the piss I would.
But I can't really. My eyes are shit.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Yea but at least you look intelligent even if you aren't

( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)

For a Russian yeah

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Shut up,
Or you'll feel the wrath of my Nooclear wessels.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

True.
I feel shit today.
Three days of wearing a cowboy hat... And today, NOTHING. My head feels naked.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Oh dear lord the cowboy hat
You're a very strange Russian.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

God-fuckin'-dammit,
I love that hat.

I forgot to mention that I fell asleep with it still on, on Friday night.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I can't remember what I did on Friday night
Let alone what you were doing =/
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43, Reply)

This was after I got
Those business cards from the drug dealers.
( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Oh right
Still can't remember what you were doing but I do remember those cards!
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:50, Reply)

"PARTY TIME!"

( Cawl, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*blank stare*
I have remembered what I was up to on Friday though.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Should've gone to...somewhere else
My new glasses should arrive soon. They cost me £29 just like the last pair that I lost.
( Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

yeah but those are top of the line Sarah Palin frameless glasses
pshaw
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You think that's funny.
The style of glasses I currently wear are called Tinkerbell.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Aw,
bless.

Do they match your duvet cover and curtains?



(That's not a euphemism.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Maybe not, but I'm so gonna use it from now on though
Cheers CHCB
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)