You could try
hollowing out one of the twins and using him as a handy storage recepticle. There are two of them after all; he can be providing a service and at the same time your food and clothing bills would be drastically reduced, I'll wager.


please don't hit me
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:12, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hmmm.....
*thinks*

I will bear this in mind the next time they annoy me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

As an added bonus
You can use the hollowed twin's organs as spare parts until the other twin needs a transplant. But then, you'd need a shed to store the organs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)