I want a little garden shed
where I can get away from everyone keep the kids my gardening tools and stuff but they're all bloody expensive! The cheapest is over £100! I'm seriously considering knocking one together myself (not a good idea - I'm inclined towards bodging).

What do you have to resort to because you can't afford what you want?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:04, 18 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Self abuse!
Cos travel is expensive:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Owning less shoes than I would like to
£100 for a shed isn't really very expensive though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:07, Reply)

True
but when your next pay cheque is October it's rather a lot of money...and if I'm honest...another shed is a luxury...but I want one!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Well, another shed is just greedy
:P
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:11, Reply)

I know!
I already have two and a garage (full of stuff) but I *need* another one...it's all to do with my desire to organise everything.

And greed.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

You could try
hollowing out one of the twins and using him as a handy storage recepticle. There are two of them after all; he can be providing a service and at the same time your food and clothing bills would be drastically reduced, I'll wager.


please don't hit me
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Hmmm.....
*thinks*

I will bear this in mind the next time they annoy me.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:18, Reply)

As an added bonus
You can use the hollowed twin's organs as spare parts until the other twin needs a transplant. But then, you'd need a shed to store the organs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:31, Reply)

I made a wood store out of pallets I found on the street and a free bit of mdf from Ikea.
The 'real' ones are a couple of hundred quid. My front garden looks like a pikey encampment because people keep giving me old furniture to chop up and add to it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:11, Reply)

Excellent for a wood store
I've turfed all the gardening tools out of the proper shed because I want to use it to write in...so I've got to get something else for the garden tools.

I really should just MTFU.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:20, Reply)

see, this sounds like displacement to me, madam.
Like "oh, I can't write yet, I haven't got the right pen/notebook/cup for my coffee".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Something like...
this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7sunZjTI_Y
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:28, Reply)

Of course it's displacement!
I *am* the Procrastination Queen!

I've cleared the shed out....I just need to vacuum it to get rid of the cobwebs and dust...put a chair in there (or just clean up the one that's there) and I can start.

Shit.
I'll have to actually write.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Making my own dance outfits.
Because a tribal coin bra alone can cost upwards of about £60.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I want a shed!
Wish I could get one for ony $100. Guess it is time to start browsing the net for a good deal.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Everyone should have a shed

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Living here in this fucking hole

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Just dig a big hole and put a tarpaulin over.
Who needs a shed
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:39, Reply)