50 cents?
At a push?
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I might play quarters with her cavernous clunge

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:01, Reply)

You'd never get them back.
Best to use buttons.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:05, Reply)

lets be honest here
I wouldn't want them back

I did have a 'friend' once that claimed she could pick up a quarter with her cooter after watching a stripper pick up a dollar with hers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Niiiiiice.
I prefer to use my mimsy for its intended purpose. And how the hell did she find that out?
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I don't knoooooooooow
even if it's true why the hell would you tell someone that?!

and yes, I only use mine for its intended purpose as well.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

After knowing Stalker Girl
nothing shocks me any more. This was a girl who would announce the joys of bumsex to the population of Tescos.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

Be glad she didn't work there
She could wreak havoc with the tannoy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

Flatmate used to.
He used to get Teh Fear of it though!
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

I can just immagine him being on the tannoy
Attention all shopers. You are kindly reminded to refrain from talking about t3h buttsecks in this store - especially you Stalker Girl.

And to humiliate her even more, a foam downwards-pointing arrow could be suspended from the ceiling just above SG.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

*pffffft*
She should just have that over her all the time, not just in Tescos.

"DO NOT TALK TO ME I AM A MENTAL".
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Went on a camping trip, squatted down in the woods for a piss, when she went back up she picked up a racoon.
From there it's a simple process of getting smaller and smaller objects.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

If you put a quarter inside her clunge
would it give you change in nickels if you didn't want to spend a quarter?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

I imagine theres some sort of penny shooter in there

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Like Winona Ryder in the South Park movie?

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Perhaps
strippers could install coin-operated fannies. Just insert the coins, and pull a pube according to which service you're after.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:24, Reply)

But strippers don't have pubes!

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

how incredibly accurate
I actually think I'd like to see more pubes on strippers...perhaps in fun shapes
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

You could invent a new party-game
Pin the clump of pubes on the bald mimsy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

how could I do that?
It was your idea.

After mass success and after I make billions you'll try to sue me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Bad idea
Errant pubes would pick up lint from previous customers and deposit them on you lap. Before you know it the tumble drier's given you galloping knob rot.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:50, Reply)