DIT WORSE THAN HITLER SHOCKER

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Sooner or later I'll get people marching up and down
and discriminating against people who don't like ice cream. Watch out, world.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Phew!
*loves ice cream*
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

*reads more Nietzsche*
*develops superman complex*
*attempts to take over world by force*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

*is meh about icecream*

( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

You my survive.
Your aptitude for cooking may just save you.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Hurrah!
*chucks naan bread around*
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Grabs teh sexeh naans before the 12 second rule is evoked

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Is also meh unless it's Mango sorbet or Chunky monkey
The rest of it can get to fuck
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

I've eaten brown bread ice cream.
Nothing scares me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

You do realise that comments like this on /talk can produce flounces
the likes of which have never been seen on OT, don't you?
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Prepares best flouncing knickers

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

Pfft!
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

There is a place down the road from me called "Cakes'n'shakes";.
They have like 30 differnt flavours of Ice Cream, it's amazing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

What about sorbet haters though?
You've got to watch out for those wiley little fuckers
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah, those bastards.
With their dirty palettes and beady eyes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I'm one of them ya silly sod

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

Like I said, dirty palettes and beady eyes.
But I like you, so you'll be saved?


What? Himmler's grandma was Jewish and he had her shipped out of Germany before the Nazi's embarked on the Final Solution. Why can't I save Becky?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not sure I want to be saved if I've got a dirty palette and beady eyes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Details, details.
These things can be fixed.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

But at what cost?
seriously, I'm skint.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Seriously, I'm the head honcho in this new world order
and you'll be part of my inner sanctum. Healthcare and dental free, 12 duvet days a year and final salary pension. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)

Ooh can I be head of defence again please?
I like having all the weaponry at my disposal
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

*appoints*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Deviltania resurrection going on back up there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Yeah.
I think it's best left there before all the internet wants jobs in a fictional country that is based purely on my overactive imagination.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Fuck off then
Deviltania is mine
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)

Bloody immigrants.
You all look the same.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

It's better now, doesn't have a stupid name anymore
FASCIST
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I rather think not.
The citizenship of Deviltania remains as it is. Just no more forrins, that's all. Clendrix will be head of immigration, although she'll probably think it's the same guy applying over and over again.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

And I shall keep saying
NO.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)

I am now listening to Will Smith cos he is black.
Actually it's because Gonzo just sent it to me and now my computer is playing it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

REVERSE RACIST

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Basicly, being on the dole then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Strikes off list of invites to Beckumbia

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

Ohh, =((((
With your vast natural resources, such as... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)

Bollocks to that, I don't work for an eco friendly company anymore
Beckumbia is into bombing everyone and maiming fuckers.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)

I think a pre-emptive strike on Frien Barnet is in order.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)