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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I feel like being destructive and naughty.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:17, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
TNT dildo?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Goldeneye, Facility, Mines Only, One Shot Kills ?
I like the way you're thinking missy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Now we're talkin'!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)
No Oddjob, that's cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
Only if we're playing big heads

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
Oh man, I should get my N64 hooked up to the big telly.
I think tomorow I'm going to sort out all my electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)
Proximity, timed or remote?
Proximity ftw.
(Shippy likes linebreaks and doesn't care what you think, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:27, Reply)
If she'll let me
*offers arse*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
It's a fine arse.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)
It is indeed.
*pervs*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
ffs, not again

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
Bucket, madam?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Thank you kind sir
voms delicately
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Ok!
We'll stop it for now.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:51, Reply)
Hair pot and Maladicta eh!
It's bloody rife on here.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
I thought it was why we had the gaz system.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
It's just far too easy to play on here
We do try to keep it to gaz as much as possible, just they generally take about an hour to write.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
Why not start your own thread then for you two to play in
Not trying to be mean, but it's a bit off putting when you have to scan down the threads as there aren't markers for where the new posts are.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
It's a fair point
It's exactly what I have to do as well when everyone else goes off on a tangent as well.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Pull out Wookies pubic hair with tweezers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:20, Reply)
Oh dear.
I've already been told off by him today.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
I'd hate to be told off by Wookie.
I'd probably cry for hours and hours.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
I did get a bit upset.
But we had a lovely time at the pub :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
If it feels good, I say DO IT
what do you fancy breaking?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)
Stuff, you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)
Hello Fred.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
Hi Barry

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
Steve.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
SteveDave

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Trevor

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Bill.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Barney

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
Bobo.
OK, WHO INVITED THE CLOWNS?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
You did ya cunt
Simon
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
Jimmy.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Boris
the spider
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Adrian

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Charles
This is turning into a first name version of Mornington Crescent...
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
You had to spoil the game didn't you. Couldn't just keep playing on. Fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
I was playing on...
Merely making a comment at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
great
now I have a shitty limp bizket song stuck in my head!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)
It's all about the he says, she says, bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
You'll be leavin with a fat lip

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Punk.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
gah
drowns it out with Strapping Young Lad
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
HOW THE FUCK DO I STILL REMEMBER ALL THE LYRICS TO THEM?
*just bunged them on Spotify*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)
I really feel like smashing some china
and then punching someone in the face.
Not cute punch, like to V.
Proper punch.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
I'd punch V properly if he'd stay still long enough

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
I'll hold, you punch?
/team
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Works for me

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
I sit still sometimes
I was still for quite some time while I devoured Al's meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)
Oh V, SAD FACE.
Nothing is worst than an unenphusastic blowjob, it almost makes you wish you never bothered getting it out in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)
I didn't mean I was unenthusiastic
Just that I wasn't standing up, moving around, fidgeting or anything like that. Becky could easily have punched me then if she wanted to but clearly she didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Oh nice, choose a time when I'm eating. That's cheating that is.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)
I don't even know if you're joking anymore =(((

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
I hope you're joking
I have never had another man's willy in my mouth, hand (not sure about that actually) or arse (pretty sure about that one).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, Reply)
Ohhh, ok then, lovely, fair enough.
*not quite sure what to say to that, but probably should point out I am disapointed that you didn't suck off Al in the middle of a dinner party*
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)
I was joking in my last post
All of those things have happened. I didn't suck Al off in the middle of the dinner party though; we were slightly left of center.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Oh god, such a rollercoster of stiffys, I just don't know what to do now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Give me 10 minutes
I'll be there to do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)
I'll get the N64 set up !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)
Fucking win
I've been told I'm allowed to suck you off for setting up the N64 but only if CHCB can watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Yeah', sure, but only if you let me sniff your fingers at the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)
*destructs*
Naughty, eh? I've been swearing and eating ice cream. I am evil incarnate.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)
DIT WORSE THAN HITLER SHOCKER

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Sooner or later I'll get people marching up and down
and discriminating against people who don't like ice cream. Watch out, world.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
Phew!
*loves ice cream*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
*reads more Nietzsche*
*develops superman complex*
*attempts to take over world by force*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
*is meh about icecream*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
You my survive.
Your aptitude for cooking may just save you.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Hurrah!
*chucks naan bread around*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:39, Reply)
Grabs teh sexeh naans before the 12 second rule is evoked

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Is also meh unless it's Mango sorbet or Chunky monkey
The rest of it can get to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
I've eaten brown bread ice cream.
Nothing scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
You do realise that comments like this on /talk can produce flounces
the likes of which have never been seen on OT, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Prepares best flouncing knickers

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)
Pfft!
Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)
There is a place down the road from me called "Cakes'n'shakes";.
They have like 30 differnt flavours of Ice Cream, it's amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
What about sorbet haters though?
You've got to watch out for those wiley little fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
Yeah, those bastards.
With their dirty palettes and beady eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
I'm one of them ya silly sod

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Like I said, dirty palettes and beady eyes.
But I like you, so you'll be saved?


What? Himmler's grandma was Jewish and he had her shipped out of Germany before the Nazi's embarked on the Final Solution. Why can't I save Becky?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to be saved if I've got a dirty palette and beady eyes

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Details, details.
These things can be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)
But at what cost?
seriously, I'm skint.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Seriously, I'm the head honcho in this new world order
and you'll be part of my inner sanctum. Healthcare and dental free, 12 duvet days a year and final salary pension. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:46, Reply)
Ooh can I be head of defence again please?
I like having all the weaponry at my disposal
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
*appoints*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Deviltania resurrection going on back up there

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:57, Reply)
Yeah.
I think it's best left there before all the internet wants jobs in a fictional country that is based purely on my overactive imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
Fuck off then
Deviltania is mine
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:01, Reply)
Bloody immigrants.
You all look the same.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)
It's better now, doesn't have a stupid name anymore
FASCIST
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:03, Reply)
I rather think not.
The citizenship of Deviltania remains as it is. Just no more forrins, that's all. Clendrix will be head of immigration, although she'll probably think it's the same guy applying over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)
And I shall keep saying
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, Reply)
I am now listening to Will Smith cos he is black.
Actually it's because Gonzo just sent it to me and now my computer is playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
REVERSE RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Basicly, being on the dole then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Strikes off list of invites to Beckumbia

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Ohh, =((((
With your vast natural resources, such as... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Bollocks to that, I don't work for an eco friendly company anymore
Beckumbia is into bombing everyone and maiming fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:26, Reply)
I think a pre-emptive strike on Frien Barnet is in order.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Come down to Ashford
and cunt Stalker Girl in the fuck for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Oh, I was in Ashford only the other day.
Didn't see her from the train.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)
You may have heard her.
What were you doing in chavland may I ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Whisking through it on the way to/from Paree.
It was the best way to see it, I think - at 100mph from behind toughened glass.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)
Joke!
Q. How do you toughen glass.


A. Tell it to MTFU.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)
oh god
groans and chuckles
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
*spang*
A kind, gentle, that-really-was-funny spang.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Ah, I didn't realise you'd gone on E*.
How was it? Delays of 60 minutes or more? Randomers in the buffet car looking like they wanted you to talk to them?

And it is the best way to see it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)
Left on time. Arrived on time.
Decor was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Decor is in hand.
Can't say much for corporate sekrit sake, but it's being redone soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:44, Reply)
How about working for a demolition company
while mooning.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)
spray paint a cdc on your cube
damn the man
*punches the air*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:47, Reply)
I don't work in a cube.
I wish I did though - I love those cube things.
/borg
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)
My office has glass walls
*ponders giant CDCs thereon*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
Cube? Is that code for something?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
your vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:53, Reply)
A cuboid vagina?
Like a Rubik's cube?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)
I actually meant cubicle but vagina sounded better
ya know vagina=box
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:59, Reply)
Pfft
I got you.. I just wanted to say Rubik's Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)
I bet you did
bow chicka wow wow

*finger guns*

*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:29, Reply)
I don't like having stuff painted on my vag, so I'll pass.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

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