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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're a MOD now, right?
And King of OT?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
He's NEVAH a Mod.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Are you Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:16, Reply)
I am.
You better have your worshippin' hat on.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)
So if you're those things
and you spend all your hours on here and have made loads of new friends blah blah blah
WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHELLED OUT MONEY FOR AN ICON YOU TIGHT BASTARD?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)
How much is an icon?
from what can one choooose?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
It's however much you want to pay.
A choice of icons will appear on your 'update profile' page.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)
You just donate whatever you wish.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)
but hasn't everybody already chosen then best ones?
I think I'd like a sugar dummy.
So, like a tenner?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:00, Reply)
You can have the same icon as someone else.
And you can only choose from a small group although more are added now and then.

A tenner sounds about right.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
cheers!
I'm off to get tea and toast...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
'cos I don't have a debit card or paypal?
Also, I have a Mod icon. Only other Mods can see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
You're just a tight bastard.
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)
LOL, EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES SYNDROME.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Better than DOWNS SYNDROME,
Mongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)
You've been exposed as a fraud
and a cheat, sir.
I must ask you to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 10:59, Reply)
Oh shit.
Now I know how Edmund felt.
You can take my dignity, BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY WIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Hahaha!
Wins the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:02, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
Watch it, you'll be deleting threads next
on your way to the south pole in your jet, etc.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
But wait!
I have to perform an operation first!
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)
INCOMING!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
O SHIT, NOT AGAIN!
*flashbacks to a war I was never in*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Is this ever gonna get old?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Hell no

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Probably not.
People still laugh about that bellend Stig bloke.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)
Pffft!
A fair point indeed.
Do you think there's some kind of "I'm too socially loathsome, even for b3ta" club?
Stig and Gayer just sit around awkwardly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:18, Reply)
And Bert,
presumably.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Nah,
I think he's given up the internet entirely.
He was pretty broken in the head though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Not literally I hope
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)
How very fucking dare you?
I'll put up with a lot, but I won't stand for being mentioned in the same breath as Stig.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Why not?
We put up with you.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:20, Reply)
I'd hardly call this tolerance.
You'll feel bad when I cure diabetes. And cat AIDS.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Oh get to fuck you lying scumbag

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Be nice to him.
He earns LOADS of money.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Well how else are you expected to run a jet, eh?
WAR HEROS are looked after in GREYT BRITTUN.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:37, Reply)
And yet is too cheap to buy an icon
Might show you his cock for free though
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Christ, looks like these fantasists are everywhere
www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/multi-platform/news/sas-faker-to-head-c4-first-cut-doc-strand/5001585.article
(MoistTickle we are legion, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:48, Reply)
I was in 'the Regiment', thank you.
Me and Tucker and Ginger and Corky. We went in to the Iranian Embassy back in '80. I killed seven terrorists dead with a single thought, that's how hard I am.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)
I honda accorded eight terrorists last night
that's how ninja I am
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)
Will you marry me?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Get in line, none of his divorces are final yet

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Pwned!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)
It's OK.
Commitment scares me.
Especially to the committed.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)
So?
I'm already a bigamist, might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Steady on now!
Let's get to know each other a little bit first. How about I gaz you a picture of my cock?
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Will I be able to see tears of woe upon it?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Of course not.

It'll be tasteful.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)
WTF IS GOING ON HERE?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Would you like one too?

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:33, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:34, Reply)
You made Clendrix cry
YOU UTTER CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Never.
Ever.

Ever.

Well, until a bigger lying prick turns up on the internet anyway, so it shouldn't be too long now.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)
I am Jeremy Clarkson.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:17, Reply)
No you're not.
I can tell, becase you haven't run around yelling "POWERRRRRRR!"

Honestly.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)
I'm actually quite normal at home.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:31, Reply)
On your shitty knees

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:10, Reply)
OK
But first, tell me that you love me.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:12, Reply)
die for me first

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:14, Reply)
How shall I go?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Poison

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
*sings*
Unskinny Bop, just blows me away
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:24, Reply)
Is it a gold star?
I mean, like one hitler made the jews wear, rather than the one your mum put up on your wallchart.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Nah.
It's like a Sheriff's badge with an "M" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:04, Reply)
rusty sheriff's badge?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Nope.
It shines silver like a bullet in the heart of a werewolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)
Ewww
*feels sick*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 11:07, Reply)

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