No no no...you're getting confused.
You were told Wormulus should be shipped to Barry Island.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ahhh that must be it.
Wormulus would fit in so well on Barry island
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

He would be their King within hours.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I was thinking more their bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

They'd milk him dry.

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

really, are you sure?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Got to be certain on this
ARE YOU SURE?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Yes.
They'd ferment the milkings underground in earthenware jars with sturdy corks and wax seals.

Then make the resultant proteinous mass into candyfloss.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Kaol is right.
He was a waitress, you know.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Very true
I've got the photos to prove it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

*trips over a dog to get to the photos*
are you sure he was a waitress?
are you sure?
certain?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Eurgh
You want to see Kaol in a waitress outfit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

He'll have to pay, like the rest.

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Oh waitress, I didn't order chipolata sausage!
Oh wait...it's just that your skirt is short.
Carry on.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:55, Reply)

*cries*
This has actually happened to me before. The stupid male waitress ruined my meal :(
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Really?
A bit of surprise sausage is usually a good thing.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Not when you're eating!

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

WHAT?
By flashing you?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yes!
It was terrible. I did get a free meal out of it though =D
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Because you sucked him off?

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 15:59, Reply)

little bit less subtle than how I worded it
I forgot where I was.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

No!
Presumably because the restaurant manger thought flashing a customer was bad form. He didn't get fired in front of everybody though which was disappointing.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Are you sure this is a real story?
Not a dream?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I hope not. I like the idea of a restaurant manger.
"...and this is where Baby Jebus had his first supper."
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Of course
It's teh internet lies.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

chomping down on some waiter's pork truncheon
isn't my idea of a good free meal....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:00, Reply)