*joins BGB in a nice cup of tea*

( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I dunno!
You get your bits pierced and think that's it, I'm hardcore and some young whippersnapper and gone and outdone you by having sex with a one legged bi-sexual rugby player and you think....why do I bother.
( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:54, Reply)

None of my bits are pierced, not the important ones anyway.
All I do is order around and be ordered around, really. Feel like everyone else is getting more interesting sexy tiem than me... outside, up trees, in hotels, and can not has yet.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Getting your bits pierced isn't really hardcore though
A one legged rugby player is something I would like to see however.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

^ This

( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)

'scuse me...
Is the kettle still warm... Jumping on any thread here as I have more fantabulous news... just shared on this wk's QOTW. Has partially restored my faith in humanity, so I'm on here for you guys to shatter it again for me.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

*turns kettle back on* Your boss is all of the win.
Pull up a chair and tell us more. I miss someone and need company.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

The stuff...
My bed and mattress alone cost over £2k, and they're only 12 months old.
And he's paying my wage for the next 2 months. I can enjoy London! Oh, wait, that will all be eaten up my by first month's rent payment, ah well, never mind!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:00, Reply)

The sentiment is there and that's adorable.
My boss is nice, but she's not that nice! *glads for you*

He must know what the cost of living is like in London so that's even more lovely of him to do it for you :)
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

It is a world of goodness at the moment.
I may even sit back and enjoy it for a while!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I spend my days in a fug of fluffeh at the moment.
It's absolutely lovely.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Wait....
Are you lulling me into a false sense of security before becky screams at me to MTFU while she brandishes her decidedly-not-She-Ra-esque swords?
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Not even slightly.
I'm all about the fluffeh.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:05, Reply)

*looks around shiftily*
Quick, here, have some internet hugs and cake and tea!!

*runs away*
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Come baaaaack!
You spilt the teeeeeaa!
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Ok,
I'm prepared now.

*is wearing a riding hat, and has stuffed a pillow down the front and back of her clothes. And has wellies on*

I'm ready for the attack.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:10, Reply)

And kittums.
Don't forget the kittums. They can disarm at 30 paces.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

FFS, I can't leave you alone for even a minute can I?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:13, Reply)

I'm a terrible influence.

( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:17, Reply)

I'm just taking a look at your story
but have a MTFU for the meantime.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Why thank you
I feel my evening isn't the same without one these days.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Awww I've made an impact ,)
Cool boss, but what happens when you have to leave him and his snotty kids?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I become poor again.
But I'll be in London so can drown my poverty in drink with you guys.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:12, Reply)

Woo and yay!
It's been nearly a year since I lost my bash virginity. I must go to another one.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

I'M A VIRGIN!
Hee hee, legit and all, no dodgy operations.

I'll tell the fella tomorrow. He already thinks I'm a mentaller, so is all good.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:15, Reply)

I don't think I told my then-boyfriend where I was going.
Not sure he'd be 100% appreciative of me meeting randoms off the internets although we met by way of b3ta but not on it...
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)

Wonder what he'll think when I tell him I'm planning to lose my virginity...
Anyhoo, ta for teh fluffehs and the obligatory MTFU. Gotta take 5 kids to Alton Towers tomorrow (hard work this job), so need my patience sleep.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

Bloody hell, much patience required!
Have a great time, Alton Towers is all of the awesome!
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:19, Reply)

There's only a certain amount of dolescum types allowed at bashes
you guys have to buy us drinks :) So you better get a job soon love
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:18, Reply)

I still owe a round from Finsbury Park.

( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Wow, that's awesome

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Is all of the win

(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 22:16, Reply)