2nd date
Was like a film. A good one. These things don't happen to me. I'm the bellend who doesn't get the guy. Or I get the guy but realise he's a twat. Or I get the guy but he realises I'm a twat. How long til he realises I'm a complete bellend?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've not scared someone I like off yet
and this astounds me. Run with it, my dear.
( Maladicta, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

But it's so alien to me!
There are family feuds to negotiate yet, but they're a piece of piss. The rest of it is astounding. Unfortunately I'm still in the habit of holding my breath until one of us bails out. Maybe there is something in this 'keeping your legs closed' lark...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)

.
Perhaps the two of you could settle for being just twats, and that way, you can keep the bellendedness hidden.

'evenin BTW.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Sincerely
Thanks. By cutting through the terminology, you have found the solution. So long as I don't find the Roofies and he doesn't find the lesbian skeletons in my wardrobe...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:54, Reply)

I wouldn't worry about that
Nowt wrong with some good healthy girl-on-girl skeleton sex.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Oh dear
skeletons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 0:20, Reply)