I'd develop anti-catnip
It'd be like antimatter, but for catnip.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:12, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

*sighs*
At $62.5 trillion per gram it'll be an expensive solution. Also (ignoring catnip being matter) having anti-catnip would be shit as it'd annihilate catnip, not cats. You need anti-cat-matter.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Or a lot of snakes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

this reminds me of a conversation I had a very very long time ago
about peanuts being the opposite of cats.

time to test the theory.

*loads blunderbuss with peanuts*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

don't spoil my fun.
Again.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

HAHA
She means you're shit in bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I know
It's true :(
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:26, Reply)

You should punch her in the face
Chicks dig that
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

great,
more bruises.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Thanks for the tip
I'll go buy myself a knuckleduster at lunch.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:32, Reply)

could you please not get blood on my freshly-laundered sheets?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Ahhh, romance isn't dead after all!
It's merely been bludgeoned into a coma and suffered daily sexual assault from hospital orderlies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)