Nope
but it'd be something that would inspire horror and wilted erections, to be perfectly honest.
Probably the most risqué pictures of me on the internet is a picture of me pretending to be lesbian when I was 15.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

You realise
The sweaty-palmed masses are gonna be all over this.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Do you want to see my tits?
....
here you go

(.)(.)

And the faux-lesbian is fully clothed and not very interesting, and I look even more dreadful than I do now!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Whoa there!
I was not asking.
That gaz was unexpected and NSFW.
I'm not pleased.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

But I thought you'd LIKE it!
You SAY you like bacon.
And EVERY MAN likes titties.

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

There are limits,
Even to my near-sexual love for bacon.
That put me off. Thanks a lot.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Oh well.
I guess I better put away the ketchup for someone who appreciates it.

*looks at thread above*


I HOPE TO GOD YOU REALISE I'M NOT BEING DEADLY SERIOUS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Hahaha!
I got a gaz asking if you really did send me naked pictures.
I love the internet.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Ha! Who from?
I might send them naked pictures!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Becky.
Be careful, any mention of nudity and you'll get a cock-picture gazzed to you by a certain b3tan.
Fun fact - You won't want it.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Me and dont

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Ha. Becky - I may be mad
but I'm not mad enough to let loose the precious flower of my picture-virginity upon Kaol. (or you)
A girl has STANDARDS, you know.

I am intrigued by the drama one-thread-up, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

You're not the only one
who's intrigued by it, trust me.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Would this
"certain b3tan" be you, perchance, Kaiser K?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

No.
My girlfriend would not be impressed. And she'd likely find out, what with her being a b3tan too.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Nope, not Kaol

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Bert?
Wormulus?

...not Woodsider...?

*thinks hard*

..it's not...me, is it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Bert did hitlercock

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

No, none of them. Have gazzed you

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Exactly.
I'm the prefect gentleman.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Don't push it sunshine

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Pffft,
I am.
( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Excuse me a moment
Just need to stitch my sides back together.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Better now?

( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Sort of
I just need to avoid thinking about you being a gentleman again to that I don't pull the stitches out.

Ah, bugger, there they go.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)

HAHAHAHA
Kaol is ANGRY!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Oh christ I just saw it
MY EYEEEEEEES
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)