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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Has anyone been so daft
As to actually post anything more than a picture of themselves in less than their undies online?

And in a break with tradition, I'm not after a link, it was a question that just popped into my head.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:07, 149 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Can't say I have.
Sorry.

...have you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Nope
Although I'm not dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
You'll have to be a very special lady to see me naked, or a medical proffesional.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Let's spice things up a little, name'n'shame anyone who's posted there bits to you.
Bou once sent me her tits, I didn't request them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Syncubus, sevral times has sent his cock out onto /talk.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
REAL TITS?
AND REAL COCK?

I should spend more time on /talk...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
I saw it earlier
not sure why he bothered, it's nothing to shout about
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Who is Bou?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Bouddica.
Shall I set you up, online ?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)
I think there are
Certain "Real Ladieeeez Men" on b3ta that gaz pictures of their cocks to anyone who seems to be female.
I'm not one of these gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
*Crushed by the disapointment*
Not sure if the disapointment would be better or worst should that not be the case.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
On b3ta? No

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Ha ha
Good tease, Miss jsbx
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Oooo OOoooo OOOoooo
Send me naked pictures!

Please!



Please!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Oh hang on, you mean b3ta isn't the be all and end all of the internet?
In that case no.

wait in line, I'm replying to about a billion gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
al editz
billion three, all from al.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Ha, just one from Al on a non related matter
the rest are from panderererererererererers
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
You love it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
Seriously, is everyone forgetting the person who flaunted their cock all over here and QOTW?
I miss Bert. Sadface
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
I have no recollection of that
I think you were dreaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
You haven't seen Hitlercock?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
SEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
No
I missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
OH baby you missed out there

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)
Really? Really?
Did I?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah, it was very amusing

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Worst attempt at pandering ever.
I suggest you send creepy gazzes to every online girl that replies to this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
What makes you think
he hasn't already?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
And a supplementary question or two
If you have, how do you feel about it?

If you haven't, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
1. I think it would depend
whether people could see my face and/or my laughable penis in the picture.

2. I'd prefer not to on account of my tiny penis and sorry-looking manboobs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Ooh gaz me

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)
So we're agreed
in the absence of anycontradictory evidence that my cock is like a baby's arm?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
*females*
can I join your perverted mailing list?
(Lolitaslittlesister, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)
Nope
but it'd be something that would inspire horror and wilted erections, to be perfectly honest.
Probably the most risqué pictures of me on the internet is a picture of me pretending to be lesbian when I was 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
You realise
The sweaty-palmed masses are gonna be all over this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Do you want to see my tits?
....
here you go

(.)(.)

And the faux-lesbian is fully clothed and not very interesting, and I look even more dreadful than I do now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Whoa there!
I was not asking.
That gaz was unexpected and NSFW.
I'm not pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
But I thought you'd LIKE it!
You SAY you like bacon.
And EVERY MAN likes titties.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
There are limits,
Even to my near-sexual love for bacon.
That put me off. Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Oh well.
I guess I better put away the ketchup for someone who appreciates it.

*looks at thread above*


I HOPE TO GOD YOU REALISE I'M NOT BEING DEADLY SERIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Hahaha!
I got a gaz asking if you really did send me naked pictures.
I love the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Ha! Who from?
I might send them naked pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Becky.
Be careful, any mention of nudity and you'll get a cock-picture gazzed to you by a certain b3tan.
Fun fact - You won't want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Me and dont

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Ha. Becky - I may be mad
but I'm not mad enough to let loose the precious flower of my picture-virginity upon Kaol. (or you)
A girl has STANDARDS, you know.

I am intrigued by the drama one-thread-up, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
You're not the only one
who's intrigued by it, trust me.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
Would this
"certain b3tan" be you, perchance, Kaiser K?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
No.
My girlfriend would not be impressed. And she'd likely find out, what with her being a b3tan too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Nope, not Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Bert?
Wormulus?

...not Woodsider...?

*thinks hard*

..it's not...me, is it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Bert did hitlercock

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
No, none of them. Have gazzed you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Exactly.
I'm the prefect gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Don't push it sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
Pffft,
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Excuse me a moment
Just need to stitch my sides back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Better now?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:47, Reply)
Sort of
I just need to avoid thinking about you being a gentleman again to that I don't pull the stitches out.

Ah, bugger, there they go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:50, Reply)
HAHAHAHA
Kaol is ANGRY!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
Oh christ I just saw it
MY EYEEEEEEES
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
I wouldn't either
Not online. Privately, maybe. But not on teh internet where everyone could marvel laugh at my enormousdistinctly ordinary cock.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Never
Don't intend to post nude photos of myself online but I really fancy doing a video for beautiful agony.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I was going to do one, but the knowledge that he who must not be named looks at it a lot was enough to put me off

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
Voldemort?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
The 19 year old, who look like a
50 year old Darts Champion
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
I hadn't considered that
Wouldn't bother me much though. I figure that I've already snogged him so why not let him see my sex face?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Eugh, when did you snog him?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Edinburgh
Assuming we're definitely talking about the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
You snogged a 19year old who looks like a 50 year old darts player
I doubt he was there. Just where has your tongue not been?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Ahhh I see. But you don't look like a 50 year old darts player

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
No no, V's tongue has not been on/in me
Despite his numerous attempts to snog me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Have they really been numerous?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
More than once = numerous
Come to think of it, you've gone for my cock as often as you've gone for my lips.

I'm flattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Blimey
I didn't realise I was that much of a pest. Better not let Kaol know, he'll get jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)
Like I said, I'm flattered

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Hey hey, it's all coming out now

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Not me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
You're not my type

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Didn't stop you kissing me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
I seem to remember you kissing ME
In fact you were the first b3tan I kissed. I firmly believe that it is entirely your fault that I'm such a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)
I can't remember.
It just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)
We're not thinking of the same person then
Approximately nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Piston?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Really, really, really
Very, very, very no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
V and Piston, sitting in a tree !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:53, Reply)
If you do, I don't know whether I'd watch it or not
I'm kinda curious to see if you make little penguin squawks when you climax.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
I don't *think* I do

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
I believe what I want to believe

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)
I don't know what beautiful agony is
And I'm a bit scared to Google it as I suspect it's highly nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
It's pretty safe for work
Videos of people from the neck up orgasming through masturabation and occasionally other methods.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Ah, OK
How strange. Not my cup of tea, but I suppose, whatever gives buoyancy to your water craft...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Do it.
In full catface, of course.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:56, Reply)
I was thinking yesterday about that Embarrassing Illnesses programme
I mean, what is it about some people's thought processes? One bloke had a sore cock, but rather than going to his own doctor, whom presumably he trusts and where an examination would be done in private, he goes into the back of some truck where another doctor handles his knob, and it's all shown on national television.

WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
AND YOU WATCHED IT.
And you liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Yes
I watched it. Once.

I didn't like it much though. Not enough clam. If I want to see someone handling a cock, I can play with my own.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Saw one on TV last year...
...some poor unfortunate girl underwent a "flangectomy", after complaining of over-large flappage.

You'd think she'd insist on having her face blacked out?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
Depends
on whether her face was worse than her fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Because it's done by a private doctor, not on the NHS, so no waiting time and no cost

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
But
I'd rather wait a couple of days for an appointment with my NHS doctor (which is of course free), than get my knob out on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Most of these people have done that, but need the referral to a hospital which can take up to 6 months or more
Go on tv and get it done the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Oh, I see
Still don't think I'd fancy it much though.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
I can't really say I would trust any medical proffesional who will only treat you if you're willing to go on telly.
I'm pretty sure that's against whatever oaths they have to take.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
They'll treat you because someone is willing to pay
not because you're on tv.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)
You sound very much in favour of this, Becky
Have you flashed your minge on the telly then? Doubt it.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
If it gets them treated and less likely to pass someone nasty on to others then I'm all in favour
I personally wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
It completly voilates confidentialty.
Those telly people will do anything to get the shots they need.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)
Prompted by something I just read up the thread a bit
Did you hear about the Thalidomide porn star?

He had an arm like a baby's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)
I havent
But Pictures do exist... So my missus might, secretly, be whoring me out online for millions
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:52, Reply)
THREAD DELETION!
HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)
bah
I'd just got a good whine onto the end of it as well, all about how I'm out of the loop and how the only person who sends me gazzes is becky, which is shit, and even she has stopped :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)
That's because you're boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)
harsh
I don't think it's true though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Edit
Edit - post removed for taking the internet FAR too seriously.

have a picture of a cock instead


(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Is that Chickenlady?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

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