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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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FUCKING THREAD DELETER
Why take things to gaz unless you have something to hide.

Eds meds FUCK OFF YOU INTOLERABLE CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, 74 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Ok, what the hell did I unleash there?
And do I need to apologise for bringing up any unwelcome memories?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Oh fucksticks.
Well, mea culpa maximum, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, Reply)
You're good
For once!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
I disagree with 'good'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YkffVvU5qQ

But I'm a cunt like that
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I can only assume
Gonzo passed you the link?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Nope
I'm stalking your precum and filling your fallen over dog with kittums and honda accords
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)
The dog one
is my favourite meme ever.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
remind me
how did that one start?

I'm thoroughly enjoying the honda accord meme
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Errrr
I fell over a dog once.

While displaying my MaD waiTeRinG SkillZ
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)
that's what I thought it was
speaking of such MaD SkIlLz, sure to earn you a visa wherever you wish to go, haven't seen much of VC...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)
She went quiet after that thread
Hasn't posted a great deal since but her Dad's in hospital at the moment so I'm guessing that has something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)
Probably why we're not baiting her anymore either
probably
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Oh really?
That's sad, is he okay?

edit - I'm being genuine here BTW
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
From memory
Some heart problems caused by low magnesium levels. Sounds like things are under control and will be fine. She said he's had heart trouble in the past though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)
Heart thing, I heard.
I hope he's ok too.

It's all fun and games taking the piss, but I'm still human.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
woah
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Yet more lies.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)
INTERNET LIES
You are a vampire!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Lies!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Vampires aren't human.
And neither are Russians.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)
More lies!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)
'strue!
Neither Vampires no Russians are Human.

and as a russian vampire neither are you
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)
Oh...
Well, at least I've not gotta worry about Human Rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
I think she said he was ok
still in hospital, but ok
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Good.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Cool, I wish no ill will to her real life stuff
just wish she could learn to banter a bit more and not take things so personally
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Yep,
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)
This!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Speak for yourself
I hope she gets turned down for her visa due to lack of Mad SkillZ.

I want that to be in the official letter of rejection.

edit - may contain traces of lies
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)
I don't wish her ill
and I don't disapprove of her wanting to get away, but she wants to go against my policy on immigration. can't be helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
I don't get why she thinks it'll be so much better here though
when her probs seems to be mostly internalised and you can't really escape from those ones.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)
a thorough and dramatic change of scene might be enough to solve that sort of thing
what makes me laugh is that she says she likes cold and rain. I like those things too, but the sheer miserableness of the weather here sometimes cannot be described.

it's not even exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)
I hope so
I really do
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)
Yeah', my bad, sorry 'bout that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)
I didn't mean good in that sense
In that sense he's fucking awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
I suggest you wind your neck in becky
He might fly his fast jet over to the south pole and fuck some shit up worse than Liam Neeson at an Albanian sex fair.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Needs more Honda.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Needs more Albanians

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Good film

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)
I suggest you wind yours out
so he can use it as a replacement knee for his next South pole expedition
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Wuz gahn on?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Eds meds is a thread deleting cunt who can't handle the truth
No wait, wouldn't know the truth if it flew up his arse and tickled his prostate
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)
HELP I'M STUCK IN THE X-FILES

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)
to be fair
I doubt I'd be able to identify the truth if it were doing that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Indeed
I'd assume it was Captain V
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)
You bastard!
Now I'm laughing in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
oooh!
Am I going to get any more juice than this?
Should I tighten my cardie and shift my boobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)
*sighs*
I'll gaz you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Thanks!
Don't you sigh at me like a long-suffering husband!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)
It's not easy,
Being your Internet Mentor.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
I know
Thank you. You're Al to my Sam.
It won't get any easier. With each 'leap' I'm just as flummoxed...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
He's not me

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
Thank fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)
Like a pity fuck
only politer.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Thank YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
If you do that
You're bound to get more juice.

Hope your cardie is wipe-clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
it's acrylic

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, Reply)
Hot wash then?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)
30 degrees normally does it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Fucking fuck fuck
Have I missed people being thread deleting cunts and deliciously awful youtube videos?

You all fucking suck gangrenous cocks
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Where've you been?
Also, I gazzed you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)
I missed it too!
I was in meetings and then having fun on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)
You silly silly sods, I actually texted DiT to tell him to come here and he missed all of it too.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)
That's actually a whole new level of sad.
A) You did that.
B) You told us.

You used to be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)
Oh come on, I was never cool and you know it
Besides, can you imagine the sad face from DiT if he found out we had fun and no one told him?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)
I've been off work sick :(
Think it may be tonsillitis but I have no money for drugs so I'll have to wait to Friday and if it's no better then I shall go demand stuff from the doctor
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, Reply)
*sadfaces*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)
I reeeeeeeaaaaally hope
he asks me everything three times
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)
And then trips over a dog on his way to the drug cabinet.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)
My old doc
was Australian. But he left to become a waiter
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, Reply)
Serves you right for leaving us
For that other board.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)
It was fucking funny - we were discussing Piston.
And now I'm off to class to hand my essay in.
Woo Hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

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