Jeeves!
Please remove this begging man from my sight and when you're done with that bring my me pipe.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

and your woman

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Nah
I get more pleasure from my pipe even though I don't smoke.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Hangs head
Dont really have time to be writing about me (or know how to put a pic on there), have to nip on here whenever the boss isn't looking...

One day maybe, then I could have internet friends
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Login at home?
Write a profile there, post when you can and sign up for a bash. Job sorted.

bill hardly posts at all but we all pretend to like him when we see him.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Pffft, well you might
I like to kick him squarely in the crotch and then wee on his thick bushy beard
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:33, Reply)

He thinks that you're being nice when you do that
bill is a very odd beardy person.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)

But I don't have a beard!
So at the worst I'm a very odd beardless person!
(bill, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Since fucking when?
This is terrible news.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Since my interview yesterday:
Don't worry fella, It'll be back soon!



Edit: Wow that's bigger than I thought it would be!
(bill, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

Al's on fire today

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)

I've been off for a few days
recharging my cunt batteries.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Ahhh, you've been sorely missed
Bert's arse may never recover
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

At home!
But I have things to do, people to see, wanks to wank etc
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

You can post on b3ta one handed
while wanking furiously with the other.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

it's pretty easy to wank
and read b3ta at the same time. I find the unique level of abuse, filthiness and fluffeh to be the perfect wankfodder
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Hmmmm
So I can wank whilst writing about myself. How egotistically delightful!
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, Reply)

is there another way?
I also have a mirror next to my computer so I can see my beard face while I'm doing it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Done!
Maybe not today (band practise), maybe not tomorrow, but someday ill try and write something mildly amusing about myself for you
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)

in a band eh?
that's a good way to force yourself in (so to speak)

tell us more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Here? or on't profile?
Im going with here

I posted the myspace page a little while ago. We only just started playing in front of people in the last few months at open mic nights so its all very amature. I play guitar, theres a bass, sax/ guitar/ synth and a drummer and we share out the scwarking duties as none of us can sing...

www.myspace.com/shadystables if your interested, theres no lyrics on any of the songs yet though
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I'll give it a listen when I get home
always intrigued by other people's bands

also, I have a huge ego, so I need to know if someone is better than me on the guitar :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Home time
Catch you laterz

Edit: No I'm not, hadn't heard of scales when I recorded the songs either ... im better now (honestly)
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)