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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'd give bluejacking the Hoover a go
Then have a crack at Maggie's backdoor
badum-tish!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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17 years ago)
I set you up beautifully for that.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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And I'm grateful
For that, mid-shag, I'll tell Maggie that you're prettier
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:11,
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This is merely your attempt at rodeo sex.
I'm thinking you aren't being all that generous.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13,
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You wound me
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18,
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You haven't seen my knee have you?
*bleeds*
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Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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*hands you a manitary towel*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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I know your game
You'd say that to get your nose to grow so that you could do special things with it.
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Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19,
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Don't knock nasal til you've tried it
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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