Yesterday I had a menthol for the first time
V effectively disowned me.

There are several sexually explicit ones, but I'll go with the least graphic.
I had sexual intercourse lasting over 5 minutes.
Now that's a big deal :D

I also went into Peacock's for the first time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:21, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Does that include phoning for a pizza?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:25, Reply)

No,
It takes three minutes to smoke after though.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, Reply)

No, I ate beforehand
made it least likely to follow my praying-mantis instincts and eat the guy afterwards.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:27, Reply)

by "eat the guy"
do you mean actually turn into a cannibal and eat him or do you mean suck him off?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:28, Reply)

It was meant to imply cannibalism
then I realised it COULD sound like sexual innuendo.

Ah well.

I've never seen a praying-mantis do a blowjob.
RULE 34 ENGAGE!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, Reply)