Well not always a jar
sometimes that powder stuff in a packet that you mix with water and a can of tomatoes and then tip into the pan of frying mince.

And yes it fucking well is a proper wooden floor too, and I make a point of telling everyone who visits and says "ooh, you've got one of those laminate floors".

and I think I knackered my car's suspension bringing it home.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

That's impressive
I discovered that you can fit over 15 square metres of loft boards in a peugeot 106. It didn't do the suspension any good.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Mind you
going to collect god knows how many boxes of bathroom tiles, tubs of adhesive and bags of grout a few days later probably didn't help either.

The boot was full of tiles, the back seats and the passenger footwell.

I managed to get a bathroom door in the back of the Laguna, but I had to move my seat forward so I drove like a praying mantis... Praying that I didn't run into the back of something and be decapitated like something from Final Destination.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:43, Reply)