I wouldn't mind but I'm overdrawn and payday's a fortnight away.
It's just so convenient and I can do it from the PC and stay on b3ta at the same time...

We don't have chippy day :( half the girls are on diets and no one can be arsed to suggest it. We do have cake for pay day though!
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's the advantage with working with unself concious fat bastards
What fun thing do you have planned?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Hmm
I'd like to know as well...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Well I am counting on your presence Mr Pot :)
even if we do end up going to the thing I don't want to go to.
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

We don't have one either.
But we do have a cake-afternoon. It's as if happylittletulip is secretly directing things from behind the scenes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

It's these theatre types
You have to be very careful of them. We know how to use the dark...
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

Ah yes, the dark.
Perhaps that explains why the lightbulb in the mens' toilets at the office wasn't working today. Speaking of which, here's a tip in case something like that happens to you.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:37, Reply)

AHEM
I am a tech. We do not need lamps on order to see (a bulb is something you plant in the ground). We develop sonar.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:39, Reply)

Sonar in darkened mens' toilets
the alternative to vision.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Is that like
using the Force?
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

.
But if Luke Skywalker tries going to the men's in the dark with Darth Vader and only one of them has the Force, the other would have to use their Force kin to their advantage.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Well, exactly.
Don't want to know what the outcome of that would be although I expect it involves levitating urinal cakes...
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

If they were those donut-like ones
a ring-toss game could be played.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:24, Reply)

"ring-toss"
Where's Tourette's when we need her?
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

.
I think she's graduated from Finbarr Saunders to Johnny Fartpants.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

A good point.
*wants to come to a bash to see this in action*
( Maladicta, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

you two are proper rude!!!
seriously, i mean, ahem, er...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

You'd better hurry
or else she'll pick another Viz character.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)